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Feb 3, 2012 11:02 PM #587444
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It's weird because I don't think I actually have any near death experiences. I had my penis circumcised when I was 6, does that count?
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Feb 3, 2012 11:34 PM #587467
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It's weird because I don't think I actually have any near death experiences. I had my penis circumcised when I was 6, does that count?


6? I feel sorry for you :(
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Feb 4, 2012 2:24 AM #587582
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6? I feel sorry for you :(


Not really. It's just the fact that I remember it all that makes it worse. I couldn't wear pants for a month and when I did, I cut myself and had to go another month pant-less. I felt worthless. Like a worm with no pants.
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Feb 4, 2012 7:17 AM #587788
I was swimming with my friends last summer, everything is ok... the only thing is i didnt know how to swim at the time.. so im in the 3 feet lol. Some fat kid comes that i know ( forgot his name) threw me in the dead end, I try flapping my arms, im doing a good job at keeping my head above water, but then i just lost it, i went down, i could here that fat shit laughing so i knew he wasn't going to help me, so i tried my best to get myself to surface.. but i failed, suddenly i felt arms grabbing me and returning me to safety... it was my friends sister that invited me, thank god she was there.. i probably woud've died . The next day i got in the deep end and began my first stepping stone to learning how to swim, it took a week for me too learn.... I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FAT ASS BLUBBER BACK BITCH tho..... AND THEN THREW HIS ASS IN THE POOL, THAT NIGGA LEFT MAD AS FUCK BUT HE KNOW WHATS UP >:L
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Feb 4, 2012 7:33 AM #587800
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I was swimming with my friends last summer, everything is ok... the only thing is i didnt know how to swim at the time.. so im in the 3 feet lol. Some fat kid comes that i know ( forgot his name) threw me in the dead end, I try flapping my arms, im doing a good job at keeping my head above water, but then i just lost it, i went down, i could here that fat shit laughing so i knew he wasn't going to help me, so i tried my best to get myself to surface.. but i failed, suddenly i felt arms grabbing me and returning me to safety... it was my friends sister that invited me, thank god she was there.. i probably woud've died . The next day i got in the deep end and began my first stepping stone to learning how to swim, it took a week for me too learn.... I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FAT ASS BLUBBER BACK BITCH tho..... AND THEN THREW HIS ASS IN THE POOL, THAT NIGGA LEFT MAD AS FUCK BUT HE KNOW WHATS UP >:L


Big talk for an obese guy.
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Feb 4, 2012 7:59 AM #587810
dude im skinny not obese, skinny, a fat dude cant were skinny jeans >:l
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Feb 4, 2012 8:25 AM #587828
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dude im skinny not obese, skinny, a fat dude cant were skinny jeans >:l


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