This is a game. Post three new words to add onto the story. Y'know, every time you post. I'll compile all the words when I can.
I'll start with a classic.


Once, there was

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their best friends wife while he was eating his pants. One day, they fucked up the lapdance, and their jizz became nuclear. This resulted in the death of someone on the American Air Force with a taco and then he took his huge thing that was bigger than me and decided to resolve world conflict by throwing trolls off a cliff. And then Batman and Robin decided that society was a huge misunderstanding and so went to the top of the highest mountain they could find a raping unicorn with a donkey, the amazing end. It was restarted with a cow that had diabetes, and barfed rainbows and fucked ponies that died young, and went to get a blood transplant from innocent and retarded faggot-whore-bear-shitters. So that it had the strength to climb the highest mountain it could find brothels for grandparents. Unluckily, the transplant did not work and the cow spent the next decade there. The end of faggotry, until some shity bastard took a huge dump into another bastard's ass that had hamsters with herpes until he couldn't breath from the hole in his humongous rainbow anus. So, to help him breath he went to the top of the highest mountain he could find, and went to spam a forum. Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam, AND THEN GUESS WHAT THIS BIG FAGGOT DID? HE CLIMBED THE BIGGEST MOUNTAIN HE COULD FIND, AND YELLED "Cool story bro. " And thus, many bros were eaten by trolls and fed to a bowl of sharks with boners

a sudden ending.



Goodnight, folks, that was fun.

-Epilogue-

Once there was

Once there was sexy fat bastards

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their best friends wife

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their best friends wife while he was

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their best friends wife while he was eating his pants

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their best friends wife while he was eating his pants. One day, they

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their best friends wife while he was eating his pants. One day, they fucked up the

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their best friends wife while he was eating his pants in the bathroom

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their best friends wife while he was eating his pants. One day, they fucked up the lapdance, and their

Once there was sexy fat bastards that loved to lapdance with their best friends wife while he was eating his pants. One day, they fucked up the lapdance, and their