I'd be like, "HELL NAO!?" And just kick the fuck out of ya.

Ill be trying to figure out how text can rape someone.

I'd probably be high as shit.

Id be thinking. : Welp Sanji turned.... That's One Piece for yah :/

Oh god that will be painful...

id wonder if that a person, or a new type of self masturabation sitck figure toy.

i don't think that guy could take me



to the next poster: E҉̵̡͉̫̮̣̲̼̙̦͔̗͈͘N̵̡͈̟̫͉̣̯͍̗̞̩̰̦͟͡͞J̱̱̳͉͝Ò҉̛̝̝̯̱́Y̖̫̟̼̱̘͎̠̭̥͈̯͚̤͞,̢͈̬͙͚̝̬̦̜͝ͅ ̡̨̻̮̩͇̮̟̪̬͕̖̜̦͕͍̫̝͘ͅM̡̨̝̙̹͈̦̫̣̝̹͈̞͕̼̕͟O̧̧̲̮̬͖̩̻̣̖̭͈͍̠̮R̝̳̠̱̹̘̣̭̻͇̦͕̜̘̮̦͟͝͠T҉̸̷͞҉̱̮͖̝̪̞̠̲̱̭͚͚̙A̸̷̧̪̞̳̙̙͕͓̙͓̠L҉͎̮͓̹̼͘͢ͅ

Oh god...

i don't know what diablo's penis looks like but i am certain it is not designed for smooth intercourse



enjoy your barbs

Holy mother of god...
I'm so dead...

I would probably whip my cock over my shoulder and shove it in my own ass, preventing you from doing the same.

I'd be counting bajillions of statistics.

I'd say go for it, tiny man.

Yeah this angry face is gonna try go hard on me.
*runs away*
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Don't think a stick actually has a penis.