Because I'm not a complete fucking faggot like the other niggershit.

ask me anything in the universe.

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Because I'm not a complete fucking faggot like the other niggershit.

Finally. Someone with testicles.

Answer my question in the other thread if you could be so kind.

what does it feel like to have dicks in the butt and mouth at same time?

why do i love tali so much? somebody tell me so i can finally grasp what is wrong with me

Oh, your good, Captain Cook. You know that? You really are. And I applaud you. May your thread have a much better fate than mine.

I bid you farewell.

Am I pretty?

great idea of a thread it's so original that I wonder how nobody could've had this idea

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Finally. Someone with testicles.

Answer my question in the other thread if you could be so kind.

Post that shit again, faggio.

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what does it feel like to have dicks in the butt and mouth at same time?

you feel like a turkey the night before thanksgiving or like if you're wrapped up in a blanket, since all the hatches are closed.

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why do i love tali so much? somebody tell me so i can finally grasp what is wrong with me

Because unlike the rest of the cast, she's not a complete whore and there's actually depth and conflict to her character, and although her face is covered, you get to see her frame, and she's pretty hot. Plus, that accent makes me wanna crash land into the Quarian fleet and sex everything.

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Am I pretty?

Pretty is relative, nigga. Spick Oprah in the house, yo.

I now understand the depths of my own mind and can die peacefully.

Thank you, Captain. You're a true friend.

To answer Jombo's question, no, I'm not mad. I'm actually somewhat entertained by all of this. But, thank you for caring.

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Dear Corey,

You should meet Burden. He is way better then you for giving advice.

That being said, what should I do if I'm leagues away from my significant other and shes said shes not serious about it even though we've been dating for 2 years and I think I could spend the rest of my life with her but she wants to go to Africa or some shit and I don't know. Should I stick around and hope to convince her, or should I just end it now while I can.

^*D&

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Is Corey mad?

he is simply jealous that I'm such a good question answerer guy. But yes, he is very mad, the same way a bitch nigger would be if the police niggered his bitch shit.

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I now understand the depths of my own mind and can die peacefully.

Thank you, Captain. You're a true friend.

This ain't no altar, faggot. now ask me a question before I get angry and my mom tells me to get off the computer and do my coloring homework.

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^*D&

Let's see some pictures of that bitch, I'll be able to make a good judgement from there.
And if she's acting irrationally, it's probably just a phase. You should be all happy for her, silently bring up reasons why her plans wouldn't work. So when they inevitably fail, at least you were there, even if you kind of talked her out of it.
Bitch.

What's an efficient and cheap way to end my own life?

Just skips my fucking question.

WORST PERSON EVER

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Just skips my fucking question.

WORST PERSON EVER

Nigga look up.

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What's an efficient and cheap way to end my own life?

Become a vigilante and go on a murderous rampage in your city, and have an alias and face mask. Over time, the entire country will fear you, and then you can stage your death in a final showdown with the police.