I'd get hit by a car if it meant winning the lottery.
I'd then buy the car, just for the sentimental value. And I would buy three more cars. And a very nice house. And then I would drop the economics half of my degree and just do philosophy, since there'd be no need for a career any more.
So I bought my first 'Mega Million' Lotto ticket today..
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Mar 30, 2012 7:11 PM #624669
Mar 30, 2012 7:35 PM #624700
I used to have a dream of getting a HUGE number of kids together in acres and acres of my land- and build a huge world- like a real life MMORPG (which I don't play but the idea would be similar to runescape or something) With me as some freaking king or something and assign the kids roles and see what happens. Maybe one of them would lead a styrafoam rebellion and take me out of power with nerf guns or something. Man- that idea was crazy... I think I thought of that when i was... 12? Yeah. Can't seem to get it logical nowadays.
Mar 30, 2012 7:38 PM #624706
Donate it all to Stickpage, so they can buy a plane and I can get plane trips. And on those trips get plane bj's from chicks wearing stick animation costumes.
Mar 30, 2012 7:51 PM #624718
first, i would pay all my bills,debts etc, that will be atleast a bit of it gone, then I would donate 1/4 of the money left to charity, then 1/2 of what I have to friends,family and also SP. then the rest will just be savings.
Mar 30, 2012 7:52 PM #624719
Quote from ZedI'd get hit by a car if it meant winning the lottery.
I'd then by the car, just for the sentimental value. And I would by three more cars. And a very nice house. And then I would drop the economics half of my degree and just do philosophy, since there'd be no need for a career any more.
i'm not sure if the point i was trying to make was: hit by car = lottery win, but yeah i'd totally get hit by a car to win the lottery too
Mar 30, 2012 7:53 PM #624720
i wonder what the odds of buying a winning ticket + getting hit by a car on the way out are
Mar 30, 2012 7:54 PM #624721
Quote from Indexi wonder what the odds of buying a winning ticket + getting hit by a car on the way out are
Is your name Earl? If so then pretty high.
Mar 30, 2012 8:36 PM #624764
but yeah closer to the original point i would buy a fuck off massive house and live in it, playing video games by myself forever
Mar 30, 2012 11:50 PM #624908
Quote from Chunkybut yeah closer to the original point i would buy a fuck off massive house and live in it, playing video games by myself forever
please tone down the autism, thanks
Mar 31, 2012 12:03 AM #624913
I would use all that money to buy more lotto tickets.
Mar 31, 2012 5:35 AM #624999
If I had that much money, I would just buy a house/apartment where I can live comfortably in an area that I would enjoy living in. Then I can live off my money and just buy anything that seems worth it that comes up at the time. Kinda seems like a waste to spend it all on private jets and mansion and whatnot.
Mar 31, 2012 7:44 AM #625037
I would buy a car, house and furniture in it. I would build an amusement park, put few millions into a bank and rest what i have left to charity.
And probably give some money to SP.
And probably give some money to SP.
Mar 31, 2012 8:03 AM #625041
I would spread a sizeable chunk into charity, then I would split it between my immediate family (immediate being the family in Australia, I got a ton of family in other countries, but they're not really family if you've never seen or heard from them). The money left over I had, probably invest most of it. And with the last insane amount of money to myself? Dunno, have some damned fun. See the world.
Mar 31, 2012 3:34 PM #625191
Quote from Jeffplease tone down the autism, thanks
lol nice try mister aspergers
Mar 31, 2012 3:46 PM #625198
647 million.
Hmm.
100 million for me.
100 million for parents
200 million distributed to friends
100 million to charitys
100 million left for kids
47 million on alcohol and a massive party mansion.
Also I would make sure I finish university, and then maybe just do my own thing. Since I am doing programming, I could find numerous things to do in my spare time.
Would be a fucking great life.
Hmm.
100 million for me.
100 million for parents
200 million distributed to friends
100 million to charitys
100 million left for kids
47 million on alcohol and a massive party mansion.
Also I would make sure I finish university, and then maybe just do my own thing. Since I am doing programming, I could find numerous things to do in my spare time.
Would be a fucking great life.