$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times a day

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Apr 13, 2012 10:39 PM #634549
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Yeah, but you will still be able to 'breed' just fine


Sorry, bro, can't take that chance.
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Apr 13, 2012 10:42 PM #634551
I promise, the invisible man won't cause it
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Apr 14, 2012 8:41 AM #634740
...And what if I'm a girl or I'll change sex?
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Apr 14, 2012 8:54 AM #634743
Well at least I'm medically insured.
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Apr 14, 2012 9:04 AM #634748
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...And what if I'm a girl or I'll change sex?


You have to give birth six times a day.
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Apr 14, 2012 9:08 AM #634749
Shame, it's physically impossible, Zed.
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Apr 14, 2012 9:10 AM #634751
As opposed to the invisible man? Possibility has nothing to do with this. You're getting a screaming ball of vomit and poop yanked out of your reproductive system, regardless of whether anything went in in the first place or whether you've finished with the last one yet.
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Apr 14, 2012 9:13 AM #634752
Will I be able to do whatever I want with my "children"? Like eating them like Cronos.
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Apr 14, 2012 9:42 AM #634757
I was thinking maybe the babies would vanish. Or perhaps it's just one baby and half the time it's coming out, the other half it's crawling back in.
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Apr 14, 2012 9:50 AM #634760
If all that will be in the contract/rules, then this shit is totally not worth it.
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Apr 14, 2012 11:31 AM #634785
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half the time it's coming out, the other half it's crawling back in.


That's messed up
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Apr 14, 2012 11:47 AM #634797
just before u die take the deal :D ur get the money and no pain, except ur dead but atleast u dont need insurance and ur family will be rich, so i would take the money ON MY DEATH BED!!
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Apr 14, 2012 12:09 PM #634804
This may sound messed up but I would risk my manhood for 500mil.
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Apr 14, 2012 12:48 PM #634818
Bitch please, Im way to proud to accept that deal. c:
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Apr 14, 2012 1:02 PM #634821
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I was thinking maybe the babies would vanish. Or perhaps it's just one baby and half the time it's coming out, the other half it's crawling back in.


Quote from Zed
As opposed to the invisible man? Possibility has nothing to do with this. You're getting a screaming ball of vomit and poop yanked out of your reproductive system, regardless of whether anything went in in the first place or whether you've finished with the last one yet.


Your mind is terrifying.
But I have a new signature, yayaya