$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times a day
Started by: Ichimaruu | Replies: 89 | Views: 6,700
Vorpal2Posts: 11,944
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View Profile Yeah, but you will still be able to 'breed' just fine
Sorry, bro, can't take that chance.
Ichimaruu2Posts: 758
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View Profile I promise, the invisible man won't cause it
eviltiePosts: 806
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View Profile ...And what if I'm a girl or I'll change sex?
En2Posts: 2,481
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View Profile Well at least I'm medically insured.
Zed2Posts: 11,572
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View Profile ...And what if I'm a girl or I'll change sex?
You have to give birth six times a day.
eviltiePosts: 806
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View Profile Shame, it's physically impossible, Zed.
Zed2Posts: 11,572
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View Profile As opposed to the invisible man? Possibility has nothing to do with this. You're getting a screaming ball of vomit and poop yanked out of your reproductive system, regardless of whether anything went in in the first place or whether you've finished with the last one yet.
eviltiePosts: 806
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View Profile Will I be able to do whatever I want with my "children"? Like eating them like Cronos.
Zed2Posts: 11,572
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View Profile I was thinking maybe the babies would vanish. Or perhaps it's just one baby and half the time it's coming out, the other half it's crawling back in.
eviltiePosts: 806
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View Profile If all that will be in the contract/rules, then this shit is totally not worth it.
Ichimaruu2Posts: 758
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View Profile half the time it's coming out, the other half it's crawling back in.
That's messed up
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View Profile just before u die take the deal :D ur get the money and no pain, except ur dead but atleast u dont need insurance and ur family will be rich, so i would take the money ON MY DEATH BED!!
King-CrazyPosts: 12
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View Profile This may sound messed up but I would risk my manhood for 500mil.
ITTD2Posts: 193
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View Profile Bitch please, Im way to proud to accept that deal. c:
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View Profile I was thinking maybe the babies would vanish. Or perhaps it's just one baby and half the time it's coming out, the other half it's crawling back in.
As opposed to the invisible man? Possibility has nothing to do with this. You're getting a screaming ball of vomit and poop yanked out of your reproductive system, regardless of whether anything went in in the first place or whether you've finished with the last one yet.
Your mind is terrifying.
But I have a new signature, yayaya