Whats the weirdest dream you have ever had,
Iv had thousands of fucked up dreams but there is one wich i remember when i was about 4-5 years old, and i was on a playground runing away scard as hell, from a cat, what was made out of water, i would keep running around, and i would run out of breath so i would stop and kick the cat,.. it would explode, cus its made out of water, but rebuild, and i would run again. over and over again..lol its was trying to kill me or somthn...

whats yours? :p

the one where i urinated onto a passed out little girl lying at the foot of a toilet in the bathroom of some zombie-filled mansion, and then awoke to jizz in my boxers is pretty fucked up for me

Only dream i remember ever having was from when i was a kid. I was a little green dinosoar, one of the four-legged long necked ones, who was running through a hedge maze, found my mom (who was also a dinosoar), drinking water from a little pond in the middle of the maze. Then she got pulled in, violent thrashing around, water turned red, then a green man with a fin on his head and huge sharp teeth walked out of the water and started chasing me through the maze.

I was like 6ish.

@Ashlander: That would make an amazing kids movie.

Mine was a falling dream I had where I'd repetitively and graphically splat into the ground with a shit-load of gore and guts.

I dunno if I should really tell this shit on here but here goes...

I actually dream this dream once and a while... it's based off of real life...
When I was like 7 my father lived with me in the same house as my mom after a long separation... I'm not going to lie though, my father was and is a lying, cheating, abusive piece of shit...

But when I was younger no matter how clear it was I refused to believe it...
Of course one day my father decided he wasn't going to work anymore, like ever...
Mom, having an extreme hate for lazy people, freaked out and caused a commotion...
This all happened conveniently just got back from school and out of no where I here a scream and objects falling and breaking... I get to have the fun pleasure of my dad kicking the shit out of my mom in front of me and choking her out while she screams go get help...
Police cars, handcuffs, counseling, yadayadayadayadayaaaaa...

Sometimes when I'm stressed about life shit and school I get dreams about that notable childhood memory...
And that's it I guess...

It sucks...

I dreamt I was camping beach-side with some friends. We walked to the shore and looked out at sea when suddenly a mist rolls in, but only in the ocean. Then a school bus floating on top of the water, by its tires,moves towards us (my friends and I). It then reaches the shore sideways and tips over crushing on of my friends to which I then run became to the camp-site which has now caught on fire. The sky has turned red and the ground turned to ash. I go back to the shore to find that it to was on fire and my friend held up a head that was shrivelled and burnt.
Then it goes into another equally fucked up dream that I will save for another time...btw this was just a few weeks ago.

One time when I was a kid I dreamed I got molested by a woman who could shoot fireballs from her hands. It was scary as fuck

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I dreamt I was camping beach-side with some friends. We walked to the shore and looked out at sea when suddenly a mist rolls in, but only in the ocean. Then a school bus floating on top of the water, by its tires,moves towards us (my friends and I). It then reaches the shore sideways and tips over crushing on of my friends to which I then run became to the camp-site which has now caught on fire. The sky has turned red and the ground turned to ash. I go back to the shore to find that it to was on fire and my friend held up a head that was shrivelled and burnt.
Then it goes into another equally fucked up dream that I will save for another time...btw this was just a few weeks ago.

I say, you were on a fieldtrip.

._.
that...just murdered the whole creepy vibe...in one shot

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@Ashlander: That would make an amazing kids movie.

No. It was horrifying. I didnt mean chasing me through the maze as in like, i was trying to outwit him and escape. I meant like, he was right on me grabbing at my tail as i did whatever i could do to get away, none of which got him off me. He eventually got me and then i woke up.

As a 6ish year old, i was pretty horrified when i woke.

So, he was just trying to grab you? man you're mean, he probably just wanted a hug.

Dont you mock my childhood horror dream.

:mad:

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Dont you mock my childhood horror dream.

:mad:

How's trying to interpret a childhood horror as a better thing mocking your dream? ._.

Ehdeht:
@Gaaading Is it any concilation that I was highly freaked out by that bus when I was a kid.

I thought that bus was the coolest thing evar :3