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Apr 28, 2008 12:39 AM #125112
Quote from 2-D
they probably know you're an atheist because you are riding a bike, its a dead give away. All religious people have certain ways of travel, most Christians teleport, Buddhists ride clouds, and so on


No, that can't be it. They'd have just assumed that he was Mormon, if that transportation was the case.
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Apr 28, 2008 1:01 AM #125118
ha, funny stuff.
when ever people talk to me about that shit and i dont feel like having a
intellectual discussion or i just think the persons a fag i use somthing along the following-
"ha you and your mythical creatures"
or
"to me the existance of god is compared to say a Unicorn or Leprechaun"
that usualy pisses them off alot.
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Apr 28, 2008 5:16 AM #125227
Hmm. Ideas.

Garlic maybe?
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Apr 28, 2008 5:31 AM #125230
Unless were gonna kill a vampire you wont need garlic.
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Apr 28, 2008 5:33 AM #125232
Quote from Myself
Hmm. Ideas.

Garlic maybe?


No, upside-down crosses. If they're the stupid christians, they'll think that it's a devil cross or some shit.
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Apr 29, 2008 3:19 AM #125675
One that I like that I have never gotten a chance to use is this:

We are all atheists for most of the gods that humanity has ever belived in. I just go one god further.

Yay Richard Dawkins.

Oh, and I enjoy Faceplate's sig.
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Apr 29, 2008 3:25 AM #125680
You enjoy anything to do with zombies
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Apr 29, 2008 3:29 AM #125683
Except Zombie Lake. Shitty ****ing movie.
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Apr 29, 2008 3:51 AM #125696
They probably think they're just good Christian kids doing the right thing, but if they were educated on the concept of Atheism, they just might realize that Atheists have a reason for not believing in God, and that they are people too and have a right to believe whatever they want. It isn't their business to tell Ash what to believe.
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Apr 29, 2008 4:00 AM #125703
Way to be the logical thinking wet blanket there catfan.
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Apr 29, 2008 4:12 AM #125710
Quote from Kitsune
The Christian group, by far, has the most elitist people (in amount) out of every other religion. Some stereotypes and whatnot about a bunch of religions, mentioning them in only negative connotations (Not elitist at all, though.:Undercover: )

I respect peoples' firm beliefs, and customs in their religion. The bible, I believe says you have to spread the teachings. I'm not sure. But anyway, annoying people about their religion is just retarded.


I don't understand.
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Apr 30, 2008 9:57 PM #126585
Quote from jake the stick fighter
Unless were gonna kill a vampire you wont need garlic.


S...T...F...U....NOW! I swear to god, I just read 8 pages of this thread, and you are the mosting annoying idiot ever. Not only have you used the word "worster" 2 times when it's just "worse", you're an idiot. Doomdooer is obviously kidding, and 2D is just well...2D. Also, stop being so damn serious. Obviously Ash wouldn't use garlic, the other guy was making a joke and you just turned it into shit with that sentence above. STFU you fucking newb! God! I can't stand serious people like you, it's the damn internet, shut up!

Anyways, I myself am Agnostic. Mainly because even though I don't really believe in the christian god, I believe there is a higher force somehow mainly because of certain things that have happened in my life before that I can't see science being able to explain. But yeah, I can't stand religious people, they're so annoying. It's just like, if I WANTED to believe in god, don't you think I'd do it myself? I tell them to **** off and I have no problem telling anyone that I am Agnostic and not Roman Catholic like my family. I believe in A god, just not their god.
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May 3, 2008 3:46 AM #127874
Goddammit, my perception of the general Christian populi has diminished again.

A few days ago, I was asked why I was an atheist. I began to explain, prefacing my explanation with a quote by Richard Dawkins: "We are all atheists towards most of the gods humans have ever believed in. Some of us go one god further." and the person I was talking to took great offence, perceiving that I was calling her an atheist, and out of fear of the invented stigma associated, began to deny the truthfullness of the first senctence of the quote, crying out that I was wrong, when anyone with any sort of a brain can understand that the statement is, in fact, true. To make matters worse, she completely missed the point of the quote, and when i tried to make her understand, she started calling me an asshole.

This experience showed me how the fear of the word "atheist" can cause an ignorant teenage Christian to scream in indignation.

"How dare you talk about my beliefs in such a provocative way? You can't compare me to you, we are obviously polar opposites. I believe in something and you don't belive in anything. I am a good person, and according to my church and parents, you are a bad person who will grow up to be an insane serial killer."
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May 3, 2008 4:05 AM #127883
Quote from Ash
Goddammit, my perception of the general populi has diminished again.

A few days ago, I was asked why I was an atheist. I began to explain, prefacing my explanation with a quote by Richard Dawkins: "We are all atheists towards most of the gods humans have ever believed in. Some of us go one god further." and the person I was talking to took great offence, perceiving that I was calling her an atheist, and out of fear of the invented stigma associated, began to deny the truthfullness of the first senctence of the quote, crying out that I was wrong, when anyone with any sort of a brain can understand that the statement is, in fact, true. To make matters worse, she completely missed the point of the quote, and when i tried to make her understand, she started calling me an asshole.

This experience showed me how the fear of the word "atheist" can cause an ignorant teenage Christian to scream in indignation.

"How dare you talk about my beliefs in such a provocative way? You can't compare me to you, we are obviously polar opposites. I believe in something and you don't belive in anything. I am a good person, and according to my church and parents, you are a bad person who will grow up to be an insane serial killer."



There we go, I fixed your post.

I don't think i need to explain, you're a smart guy, but I will anyway just for good measure.

I know it's gotta be hard hearing it from someone who probably looks like a Christian that this isn't an accurate portrayal of how Christians are. I won't lie though, the sad truth is, you are exactly right, this is how it is.

But it doesn't just stop at Christianity, it spreads like a wildfire through any religion or lack there of. I know because I've been on so many different sides of the fence by now, I've trampled all the grass so there's not too much left. Lets face it, there are idiots everywhere, that's just how it is. I've talked to atheists who had no real explanation as to why they were atheist and thought I was a pussy because I believed in a god. How awesome is that? I don't care though because I know that there are many reasonable atheists out there who don't give a damn about what I believe, just like I don't care what any of them believe, it's as simple as that.

So to put it in a really... really straight forward way. People are ****ing idiots, they always have been and they always will be. Don't lose sight of that fact and think that one group is solely responsible because frankly, it's a crock of shit.
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May 3, 2008 4:31 AM #127889
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Goddammit, my perception of the general Christian populi has diminished again.

That sentence made me cringe.


And why does Phoenix here have to extend one point into 50 lines everytime he posts.

This forum is gay. I'm going home.