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Schwa
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Jul 14, 2008 1:14 AM #186328

Quote from IRClulz
* +Schwa hides penis
<+Chinamanz> bai bai little one

**** you. =_[

No. This is a relevant bump.

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Jul 14, 2008 1:32 AM #186347

Whoah whoah whoah, wait a minute...

...stickpage has an IRC?

Schwa
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Jul 14, 2008 1:33 AM #186348

Yeah.

It's called Stickpage.

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Jul 14, 2008 1:34 AM #186349

Now do me one more

Tell where to go

:D

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Jul 14, 2008 1:35 AM #186351

Quakenet>Random server>#stickpage

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Mar 9, 2012 9:57 PM #613954

BUMP!~

I Wasn't able to find any recent IRC Quotes threads so here you go:

hope you found it as funny as i did.

lol Travis i always liked you
just saying
is this a confession?
:o
yeah
like
you were always a cool guy to talk to
and hangout with.
even tho i never had the chance to do so
wow dude, thanks
that means alot
lol does it really?
yes, but i'm sorry to tell you this....
i'm already taken
i'm in love with someone else
Lmfao
but don't worry, you'll find someone out there for you
Travis i was serious you fuck
LOL
i know man
i appreciate it
dickhead
fuck you
fuck you
haha
im joking bro
you're awesome

i just need some bromance time sometimes

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Mar 10, 2012 9:51 AM #614137

must not post ripper log
must not post ripper log
must not post ripper log

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Mar 10, 2012 8:29 PM #614299

Brother: bring it on!
Me: Its already been brought'n!
Brother: Well bring it again because nothing happened
ME: It must be broken

Raptor
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Mar 11, 2012 5:02 AM #614434

Quote from Ashlander
Brother: bring it on!
Me: Its already been brought'n!
Brother: Well bring it again because nothing happened
ME: It must be broken

That's from IRC?

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Mar 11, 2012 5:36 AM #614441

Me and Eviltie having a normal conversation entitled

Average Life of Average Joes.

Average Life of Average Joes (Click to Show)

tom?
* You are now known as Bob
hi i'm bob
Tom.
lol
I'm bob
Hi Bob.
Hi Tom.
lawl, random dialogue here
Where's Henry?
Henry?
You know, from the office
He's out.
next to your cubicle
oh, okay
What a shame eh?
uhu
So, you seen that girl Lisa?
Yep,
she's one ugly motherfucker
a cheap whore IMO.
can someone explain the background of this lisa?
I know right
Hey Tarek
she asked to go out with me
we were having a conversation
if you dont mind
woah im sorry
it's very rude you know
Right.
Now Tom, about your promotion
wait!
the lisa girl
i still wanna know moar
GODDAMN IT TAREK SHUT YOU FUCKING BALLS UP YOU ASS COCK!
:o
Okay
O.O
OMG Terek shut up, please.
now that that's out of my system
Tom, I know you want to be the Boss' new assistant
but I really need the money
*goes in a corner*
my 2 kids needs to go to college
Oh don't even...
Come on, dude
DO
NOT
EVEN
DREAM
please
This job is mine.
I really need the money
I promise I will pay you
how does 4 oz soud?
Okay, then, I really need your 24 y.o wife.
please dude
Dont torture me
You heard me.
I really need to get that job
I really need to get your wife then.
No joke.
What's going on here then.
illegal business here
Tom, Mike just texted me. He said he just got the promotion.
Mike... how could he.
* mang0 is so confused.
He back stabbed us both
He's an ugly fat mofo.
We go to luch together
how could he do that to me?
* You are now known as Mike
Hey BITCHES!
* Tom puts on a tie.
YOU
Sup TOM?!
o.o
SUCK
mikes here
I GOT THE JOB!
hahahahaha
haha!
EW SUK
BITCH
My brain hurts. WTF IS GOING ON
No, you suck. But your daughter sucks better.
ILL RIP YOUR UNEXISTING BALLS MIKE.
come at me bro!
Fuck you, you pedo.
* Mike slpas Tom
who' the pedo now, bitch!
Fuck
you
in
your
anal.
* Mike grabs Tom's dick
* Mike cuts it with the stapler
* Mike laughs hysterically
You sick fuck.
Haha
time to go to work ya bitch!
* You are now known as Bob
Tom!
Are you all right?
Tom!
* Tom puts fingers to Mike's eyes.
How's your penis?
BITCH
MIKE
he's long gone
OHI BOB..
you're too late my friend
MIKE IS...
a freaking
pedo.
Yeah
He keeps saying he raped your 6 year old daughter
Oh wait.
but I know it's not true
I saw his balls
He didn't have any
NO... SO THAT WAS HIM AT HER SCHOOL.
BRB.
mewtwo used confusion
Tarek, you drove off Tom
* Tom is now known as Ann
Oh hi Ann!
oh, um
hello
You look lovely today
Where's my dad?
Well
ummm
He was here.,..
he just seft
left
seft? o.o
oh.
my tongue is a little twisted
so, how was school?
i see.
hard.
Was that bully bullying you again?
help me please
whats 6x9?
o.o
it's 54 honey
Now, let's go to your house
Thanks :D
Your dad might worry
but first, let's go to my van
I have candy
um...
no. srry
Dont you like candy?
dad told me not to...
um..
;-;
No, he was just being over protective
T_T
why are you crying baby girl?
i'm scared.
no
It's safe in the van
* Bob carries Ann to the Van
no...
* Bob RAPES THE SHIT OUT OF HER!
let me dow\
ah
NO!
nonono
DAD
NO
* Bob over Ann
SAVE MEH
you dad is not here bitch!
ah.
ugh
ah
ah
ugh
* Bob groans
* Ann is now known as Tom
oh my god
What-
Tom
this is not what you think!
...
. . .
We were jsut playing doctor
. . .
Please
Don't point that gun at me!
. . . . . .
please
I beg you
we had some good ride amigo.
* Bob carries Ann and uses her as human shield
* Tom shoots bob's balls.
no Fuck you
* Bob descends Ann, making Bob shoot at her
* Tom shoots bob's hand
* Bob drops Ann's dead body
* Tom shoots Ann.
* Bob is confused
* Bob is bleeding
...
* Bob is crying
* Bob is dying
* Tom puts a gun in his mouth.
* Tom shoots.
* Bob is dead

Epilogue

best shit ever dude
Okay, what the fuck?
I will quote this
What the fuck was that shit all about?
xD
That was average joe's average life
I mean, average joes' average lives
Oh man, I laughed.
me too
What the fuck?
Sorry for raping ann, Tom
Ah, shut the fuck up Smile.
lol
Y U SHOOT ANN?
She was pregnant already anyway.
lol
6 year old pregnant
lol
From Tom...
the youngest was 5 so
omg
Shit is messed up.
you INCEST COMITTING FUCK
Tom killed Ann's mum when Ann was 2.
So yeah...

MORAL: The moral - This was fun. But not for other people in the chatroom, Smile.

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Mar 11, 2012 8:29 AM #614478

Quote from Raptor
That's from IRC?

Nah, but i felt it was the most appropriate thread. Didnt warrant making a new one.

Index
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Mar 11, 2012 6:12 PM #614650

Quote from STUFF
I just got pics of BrianC and I tell ya.
It's like when I first discovered cows.

man, I miss adrenalineflash.

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Mar 12, 2012 6:12 PM #615042

Quote from Ashlander
Brother: bring it on!
Me: Its already been brought'n!
Brother: Well bring it again because nothing happened
ME: It must be broken

lol clever.

Quik
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Mar 16, 2012 9:13 PM #617221

Most Akward Join.Me Chat Ever:

Keiko@All: (sucks quiks hand)
You@All: OoO
You@All: is sucking a new thing of yours daisey?
You@All: wait a second...
You@All: ._.
You@All: daisey never suck on anyone ever again or i'll fucking kill you...
You@All: EVER!!!!
Keiko@All:
Keiko@All: y
You@All: IT IS JUST WORNG!!!
You@All: DON'T DO IT!!!
Keiko@All: are u sure?
You@All: YES GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Keiko@All:
Keiko@All: > u O
You@All: if youdo i'll spank you...
You@All: =_=
Keiko@All: oh quik, this is so sudden
You@All: *spanks daisey...
You@All: >:|
Keiko@All: ; o ;

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Mar 18, 2012 3:31 PM #618167

It's a spray bottle filled with water
im scared :s
are you a cat?
Rosie dont be
Rosie how old are you?
15
then just slowly unbutton your shirt
O_O
nice and slow
FUCK NO!
let me take your pants off
uhhm
you smell nice
holy shit rosie
I'm 167
16*
NO! NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
let me get that bra off you too
you smell nice
uhuh
dem tits
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
She smells like Daisies
* Smile bites nipples
uhhhmm
oh yes
* Shensurei puts up an anti-rape fence around Rosie
no, wait
*points gun at smile*
my dick is literally going hard
holy shit
this is weird
get off, bitch
no, ill take your panties off
wait
you're not wearing one
the hell Smile
uh yes
ugh
omg
lol
my dick is hardening
really
i should stop
ill shoot it >:I
well the bullet will bounce back
O_O
yep Rosie
*points gun at face*
* Smile licks face
* Smile licks lips
*puts hand on trigger*
* Smile sucks finger

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