I might be bifagual, otherwise known as bi. I discovered this earlier tonight (by the way i'm being completely serious) when I was looking through some hawt pictues of girls on my computer and I couldn't get hard. I tried slapping my limp dick against my stomach a few times and it got a little stiffer, but I couldn't keep it up just by fantasizing. This happens sometimes when I'm too bored with the porn and I have to look at something more taboo for it to be exciting. In the past I turned to incest and tween porn. But even that didn't work anymore. I tried to remember how fresh and exciting it was when I first got into incest comics, and I wanted to feel that kind of magic again. So I decided to try fantasizing about a dude and see what happened. I immediately settled on Justin Bieber because he's a very feminine looking guy with an attractive face (I also looked at some pictures of a young Johnny Depp for the same reason, and the Korean model Won Bin, but I decided they looked too old).

So anyways, with a few of his pictures pulled up, I started fantasizing about fucking his butthole. I refrained from touching my dick at all to see if I could get hard naturally. It didn't really work, and it felt kinda disgusting, so I tried thinking about oral sex. I pulled up some of his music too to see if it would help. Eventually I thought about making out with him, and it worked. My dick head started pressing up my boxers and after a while I could feel some pre cum coming up. I ripped my fuckin boxers off and started oiling the pogo stick. Never Say Never was blasting in my headphones. As my hand sped up, I paused every once in a while to slap my dick against my stomach in line with the beat. Sweat started forming on my brow. "Never say never to this you little Bieber slut" I grumbled through clenched teeth as I started rubbing my balls against my free hand. I started fantasizing about him sucking my cock again.

I eventually came, after like 20 fucking minutes. I sat there slouching in my chair with a streak of warm cum across my stomach and just stared at my computer for a while. And now I'm writing this post, with the cum still all over me.

So liek...

"deal w/ it" is literally the only advice i can give you

yeah dude, i've been tryin to tell you this for years.

....okay. Are you ashamed or something?

if you read his post, hes more proud than anything

I'm wondering if we include posts like this in our no porn rule.

Quote from 2-D

he's more proud than anything

what he say

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I'm wondering if we include posts like this in our no porn rule.

you can't be serious

Wonderful.

i dont get it :o

I'll be in my bunk.

10/10 funny read, ty mutton

imagine fucking yourself in the ass instead ;) that way its masturbation so you know yuou wont be homo

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lol

If you're talking seriously, here's an advice

DO NOT THINK ABOUT SEX FOR A WHILE

Yours is a common reaction: when someone isn't satisfied anymore with common sex, his/her desire brings him to find new ways to stimulate himself/herself. If you simply don't think about sex for a very long time, you won't have all of this situation (until you won't abuse again with sex and/or related things)



Instead, if you're joking, then you can simply put yourself in front of a mirror and f**k yourself