Stupid Things You Beleived As a Child

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Jun 5, 2012 11:15 PM #671103

When I no taller than a grasshoppers knee (A young child, for those of you who don't understand old-timey phrases), My parents told me that clouds came from the huge concrete exhaust vents that most factories use to let off the fumes from whatever it is the do. In fact, they took it a step further (because why not?) and told me that you can predict what tomorrow's weather was going to be, based off of the color of the fumes.

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What things did you believe as a child?

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Jun 6, 2012 12:39 AM #671183

I thought cum was clear, light blue, and was only somewhat more viscous than water.

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Jun 6, 2012 12:44 AM #671190

god was real

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Jun 6, 2012 12:46 AM #671195

I also thought that all people had penises, and not just boys.

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Jun 6, 2012 1:20 AM #671212

Quote from Fusion
I also thought that all people had penises, and not just boys.

i've had a sister since i was like 1, so i've never had that problem, lol

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Jun 6, 2012 1:26 AM #671216

I believed that once couples get's married the girl instantly get's pregnant without doing anything.

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Jun 6, 2012 2:15 AM #671237

i renemnber this thread

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I'm still a kid, but I'll just say the stupid shit I thought when I was even younger.

I used to think babies come out of the mom's butt

I used to think people got pregnant by kissing too much

I used to think that you could go to the store and buy a penis, and attach it to a woman and then they could be a man. One time when I was about 4 I told my mom that I'd go to SafeWay and buy her a penis since she didn't have one.

When I started hearing about sex I though when you stick your penis up a woman's vagina semen automatically comes out

note that this stuff is from when I was 4 to 8 or 9.

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Jun 6, 2012 2:47 AM #671249

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god was real

lol'd

then cried.

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Jun 6, 2012 5:30 AM #671294

I thought babies came out of the arse.

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Jun 6, 2012 5:34 AM #671296

I remember whenever I cried, my dad would say if I dont stop crying, my wiener would fall off and I would turn into a girl. I stopped crying every time.

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Jun 6, 2012 5:50 AM #671300

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I remember whenever I cried, my dad would say if I dont stop crying, my wiener would fall off and I would turn into a girl. I stopped crying every time.

he probably meant "it will fall off and i'll fuck you like a girl"

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Jun 6, 2012 5:54 AM #671303

I used to believe, that this world is a safe and nice place.

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Jun 6, 2012 6:05 AM #671310

i believed that if u blow your candles on your birthday cake, it will come true

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Jun 6, 2012 10:04 AM #671394

I used to believe i would die if i swallowed chewing gum,i never actually tried to prove the theory wrong but i just questioned myself when turned 11.
I used to believe school teachers would sleep in the school, i had only stopped believing this after a parents evening when i saw a teacher drive home. I was like 7 years old at the time.

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Jun 6, 2012 1:26 PM #671468

Quote from Lagant
i believed that if u blow your candles on your birthday cake, it will come true

the birthday cake was already real