Why are kids so evil?

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Jun 9, 2012 5:37 AM #673078
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we've got a future serial killer right here


Nah, people's lifes don't worth going to jail (I'm a misanthrope).

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You killed a cat? Fuck everything else in this thread what the hell man.


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Or stepping on a throat of a cat when I was 10...


Yeah, sorry about that. I hated cats.


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You know... I've never done that stuff, killing bugs, animals, ect... I don't know why, but I've just never been like that. :3


You're dangerous.
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Jun 9, 2012 5:39 AM #673080
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but cats are the bomb diggity
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Jun 9, 2012 5:49 AM #673084
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You killed a cat? Fuck everything else in this thread what the hell man.


Lol, you're a cat. In a way.
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Jun 9, 2012 6:07 AM #673091
I agree with him.
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Jun 9, 2012 6:28 AM #673096
kids are gay
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Jun 9, 2012 6:52 AM #673103
I used lighter to burn the ants that line up and carry food and stuff.

I also watched porn when I was like, 8 or 9. I don't know if that's considered evil or it just means I was doomed to a life of perversion.
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Jun 9, 2012 7:42 AM #673113
I trod on an ant once.

I apologised and sent him on his way.
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Jun 9, 2012 7:50 AM #673119
all i ever did was squirt water at ants witha a water gun O.O lol

one time when my family and i went camping, my brother was making a fire, took a huge chunk of wood and put it on the fire, next thing you know there was ants running out of the log trying to escape the fire but they all end up burning....it was sad but fascinating....
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Jun 9, 2012 9:04 AM #673132
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woah there, strangling a puppy man what the fuck, too far, too far motherfucker

a can? how the hell... like a soup can or something? that must've been like a newborn kitten
god must hate you


I did say I confessed to a church lol. It was a milk can. It was not a newborn, maybe a young adult (I never kill kittens mothafuka). But now I take care of 'em lol
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Jun 9, 2012 9:08 AM #673136
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I did say I confessed to a church lol. It was a milk can. It was not a newborn, maybe a young adult (I never kill kittens mothafuka). But now I take care of 'em lol


kill yourself
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Jun 9, 2012 9:09 AM #673139
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I did say I confessed to a church lol. It was a milk can. It was not a newborn, maybe a young adult (I never kill kittens mothafuka). But now I take care of 'em lol


Your milk comes in cans?
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Jun 9, 2012 10:01 AM #673178
Wow. We were evil, but never tortured animals. Yes, we weren't kind (if I was playing with a cat and he accidentally scratched me I would have kicked him with no mercy) but we never voluntarily tortured them.
I haven't talked about those bugs that come out in a certain period of the year in potatoes fields. There was one near my house, so sometimes they were really, really, really a lot; they were everywhere, on walls, on the ground, so we competed for who was able to kill more in less time.
A day we found a big black bug with long moving antennas, and we kicked it as if it was a ball until died. But our worst actions were with red slugs, as I said. We killed them in various ways, usually disembowelling them.
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Jun 9, 2012 11:37 AM #673211
...wow all of you guys are totally gross..... i try not to kill anything

even though im already a mass murderer of insects (because i accidently step on ants and stuff)
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Jun 9, 2012 1:43 PM #673274
Literally the worst thing I've ever done is when there used to be like 10 hornets that would be in our back garden in a 1 meter radius every day in the summer. I was about 7 or something when this happened. I'd take a cricket bat and swing at them, but only because they never got hit. They hovered and always dodged the bat. I also got aggressive with our cat a couple of times when I was angry, but never kicked it or anything, maybe just pushed it off the chair more harshly than I should have to sit down. I remember when I was 12 in the "chav" days me and my friends were at a park, and they all started throwing rocks at ducks. Me and another friend who was the only nice one just left them and said we didn't know how they could do that. They were even throwing rocks that were like 5 inches big at them -.- Even now I try not to kill anything. I have a phobia of spiders, really bad, but I still don't kill them. I'd rather face my fears and put them in a cup with a card underneath then throw them out the front door than kill them.
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Jun 9, 2012 2:30 PM #673305
whenever i'm at a friend's house and i want to mess with them i dump in their toilet and not flush

am i as cool as you guys yet