http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/teen.charged.ap/index.html
It sounds too retarded to actually be true.
Teenager Tried To Kill Himself, Go To Heaven, And Kill Jesus
Started by: joest | Replies: 22 | Views: 1,532
Apr 30, 2008 8:26 PM #126527
Apr 30, 2008 11:04 PM #126644
I live in Lancaster, Sc. I've been to this highschool for football games. Dude didn't get any help at all before this happened. Saw him at a show at the skate park before, friend knew him, and we hung out a little. Scary.
Apr 30, 2008 11:09 PM #126649
Must of been. This guy needs to be kept away from weaponssss..sss.s.sss.s.s.s
Apr 30, 2008 11:10 PM #126651
He didn't seem like the type to do it, but, at the skate park, I could tell he was..different. He twitched sometimes, and talked to himself alot under his breath.
Apr 30, 2008 11:27 PM #126655
The line between genius and insanity is very thin, but it seems as though he crossed it.
May 1, 2008 12:42 AM #126719
How can you kill someone that's already dead?
May 1, 2008 1:11 AM #126740
Quote from Face PlateThe line between genius and insanity is very thin, but it seems as though he crossed it.
Or erased it entirely
May 1, 2008 3:20 AM #126827
"'I think it screams out in his conduct that he be evaluated.'" I love that.
May 1, 2008 3:27 AM #126830
That does seem retarded, how did he expect to be let in the pearly gates if he was going to off his entire school?
Clearly didn't think this plan through.
Clearly didn't think this plan through.
May 1, 2008 3:32 AM #126834
Yeah. And assuming he DID get to heaven and killed Jesus, he would go straight to Hell anyway. That wouldn't be worth it. Silly kid.
May 1, 2008 3:39 AM #126839
That kid, he reminds me of someone.
Not.
Not.
May 1, 2008 3:51 AM #126843
That was unnecessary, Fringo.
May 1, 2008 4:09 AM #126851
Quote from catfanThat was unnecessary, Fringo.
And the word of the day, kids, is Irony. Let's see where this term fits into the current context.
May 1, 2008 4:32 AM #126860
Sounds like a good idea.
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May 1, 2008 4:37 AM #126862
Bwahahah, then where would jesus go? The world would collapse in on itself.