Though he is no longer here, I'd like to wish muttonhead, our favorite Tom Cruise loving asshole, a bappy hirthday.



And yes, your name for this is Whitney, fucking deal with it. No idea where you are, or how you're doing, but hope your acting shit is going alright, and stay classy. <3

Happy birthday!

Wow, he's banned and he's still trolling us.

Today is Tom Cruise's birthday.

are you kidding me?


god dammit.

Yeah, he turned 50 today. Heard about it on NPR on the way to work this morning.

i love you mutten, my favoreite member, RIP In Peace and a happy birthday to tom cruise.

I feel as though I'm missing something here.
Tom Cruise a past trolling user who genuinely had a birthday?

...or?


EDIT: ^ the above makes no sense because i misread the first post. So a past user who loved Tom cruise, today is his birthday?

Happy birthday you cock teasing dick smelling like butthole plunderer.

I'm assuming it's just that he told people his birthday was today (or set it as his profile birthday) and as such trolled people because it's actually Tom Cruise's birthday.

fuck you mutton, no, i'm just joking, happy birthday mutton.