Give me a combo and a joke

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Jul 7, 2012 10:45 PM #692351
Give me a quick combo and a joke, I'll get to work, we all get gay. Inspired by Foscex, zee-the-king, and Ragindxdemon.

Make the joke ten seconds or less. Maybe an insult and a comeback. Yo mamma joke are encouraged as long as it's original.

And the combo should be around 10 to 20 hits. If you wish to be that guy and rage I'll give you a very special feature.

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Jul 7, 2012 10:51 PM #692359
punch, grab, grab, grab, grab, uppercut , punch, jab, grab, ball kick
Yo mama so poor, her tits are real
'-'
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Jul 7, 2012 11:08 PM #692371
Quote from Kingster7
punch, grab, grab, grab, grab, uppercut , punch, jab, grab, ball kick
Yo mama so poor, her tits are real
'-'


Da fuq is up with you and grabs >_>
Anyways kick, spinkick, double punch, knee to the face, dropkick, punch, people's elbow, grab, throw, roundhouse kick
Yo mama so fat I took a pic of her last christmas... its still printing yo!
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Jul 7, 2012 11:35 PM #692397
punch, punch,trip, uppercut, lion's barrage
bruce lee once got in a fight with a wookie and tore IT's arms off
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Jul 8, 2012 12:02 AM #692422
Quote from Skiller
Da fuq is up with you and grabs >_>
Anyways kick, spinkick, double punch, knee to the face, dropkick, punch, people's elbow, grab, throw, roundhouse kick
Yo mama so fat I took a pic of her last christmas... its still printing yo!


What? grabs are epic :rolleyes:
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Jul 8, 2012 12:20 AM #692438
Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust,
SUPER Pelvic thrust!

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Jul 8, 2012 1:37 AM #692465
^.^; thanks for the shout out, but also add zee-the-king cause he was the second to do this, and I was the third. But anyway my combo for you isssss:
Kick, roundhouse kick, punch, uppercut, spinning kick, elbow, punch, head butt, finally a stomp :D.
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Jul 8, 2012 2:13 AM #692477
Quote from rainbow
Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust, Pelvic thrust,
SUPER Pelvic thrust!

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Are you serious? Are you completely serious?
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Jul 8, 2012 1:14 PM #692803
why is everyone doing this now??????
still nice of you that you gave me credit :D

punch, punch, kick, knee, elbow, break legg, break arm, break neck, decap, epic pose
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Jul 8, 2012 2:09 PM #692826
how about: punch,punch,upperkick,punch(in the air),a little bit fast punch,faster punch,more faster punch,invisible punch(can't see you punch),Smack down dan screwdiver(using it hand to became a screwdriver and spin and crash it)
then it say:"I can tie my shoe laces!!" there done :D
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Jul 8, 2012 3:01 PM #692867
punch punch kcickckcickcickcickckck hump attack

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Jul 8, 2012 3:34 PM #692902
punch,punch,roundhouse kick
i once fell down the stairs now im dead
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Jul 8, 2012 5:03 PM #692970
goldfish slap, rub, spice, touch, rice, become soggy, finishing twitch.

momma is toopid
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Jul 8, 2012 5:59 PM #693020
Punch , Punch , Punch , Kick , Kick , UpperCut , FALCON PUNCH!!!!
Yo momma so fat that she doesn't need the internet , she's already world wide!.
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Jul 8, 2012 6:06 PM #693023
Kick, punch, punch, ball kick, elbow, bone breaking knee attack, smash against the wall, decapitation.

Yo momma so fat when she gets robbed, she types 911.. on the microwave.