Me: Hellow.
Bot: Hello!
Me: ~ How are you this fine day? ~.
Bot: I'm quite fine thank you, what about you?
Me: ~ I'm feeling quite good, my friend. ~.
Bot: Ah, a fine name indeed.
Me: ~ Ah yes, it is ~
Bot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Me: Egg sir.
Bot: And which tastes better?
Me: Chicken.
Bot: Really? That's what crocodile tastes like.
Me: Yep
Bot: How do I get to hogwarts?
Me: You cast a magical spell called "Dicks".
Bot: What if I don't want to?
Me: Then you no get in Hogwarts.
Bot: What are those 2 decisions?
Me: 1. Farts 2. BLARGH.
Bot: Blargh grah blarghraah.
Me: :I.
Bot: Haha!
Me: Touche.
Bot: TY.

Hey you!
What's up?
Drop your pants bitch...
What??
*tears off pants...*
*looks at my torn shirt* *looks up at him*.
That works too...

Do you know this thing called Cleverbot? It's pretty cool.
Do you know what my last name is?
No.
I will have to teach you how to kiss.