You see this shit?
Do you know what this is?
It's called a camel spider, I can find them where I live.
I've found big ass ones in my house.
For starters it's got ten legs instead of eight, that shit ain't right.
It's got two little beady eyes that look like it's always staring at you.
It's front two appendages got like, little crazy psuedo-pincer things on it.
It's got rotating mandibles of doom and being bit by one of these bastards hurts like a son of a bitch.
It senses the heat on the ground from your foot steps and will chase your ass.
These things can run pretty damn fast for being so little.
This thing will rear up and hiss at you just for looking at it wrong.
They are extremely aggressive and will chase you down.
I tried to crush one and it's exoskeleton crunches like a freaking beetle.
I do not give a shit, if I see one I hunt it down and kill it.
No remorse, no regret, just cold calculated murder.

Thinking about it makes my skin crawl, these things scare the piss out of me.
It makes my blood boil and my hair stand up.
I'm not even scared of spiders, but these things scare the hell out of me.
It's like the next step in spider evolution or some shit.


Some gargantuan ones can be found in the middle east.
OH GOD!








Well the thread should be self explanatory from here guys, so confess.
What are you scared of?

Oh shit, thank god those shits aren't around my area.
Well, the worst I fear besides that scary shit are cobras, which actually hang around where I live, I gotta keep to a certain part of my back yard just to keep from stepping around a nest.

Freakin cobras, man?
Where do you live, that shit's not okay, yo.

Get a bunch of pet mongooses or something to kill em off.

i have a terrible fear of interacting with other human beings

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i have a terrible fear of interacting with other human beings

That doesn't count, most of us have that fear.

I'm talking about something that turns your veins into ice.

central Florida
Snakes are common here, but I've heard having a dog or some pet run around your yard keeps them away (so I've heard)
I've only spotted a few a distance off my yard.

Man all kinds of crazy shit in florida nowadays.
I got a friend from florida and he said at night time you can see dozens of glowing alligator eyes on the water.

Alligators are pretty scary too man, goddamn.
Something about a several hundred pound armored lizard that out lasted the dinosaurs and hasn't evolved shit since is pretty scary and pretty bad ass.

Knock knock, sucka fish.

I've always loved alligators.

they usually live near the swamp-lands, or considerably large lakes
hell in the everglades, there are huge ass lakes filled with em.
here on the edge of the polk/oceala county border, you'll most likely find snakes.

Oh man, look at those eyes.
Colder than the depths of the abyss.

Can kill you in less than 2 minutes? Check.
Almost invisible? Check.
Tentacles can be up to 10 meters long? Check.
Most poisonous animal on Earth? Check.
Lives in Australian waters? Check.

Fuck this shit Jutsu. We're definately moving to some random forest. I would rather take on those leopards and crocodiles than these haxxor ants/jellyfish.

I won't even swim in the sea because of shit like that man.

I was born on the land and imma keep it that way, granted I am actually a pretty good swimmer.
As long as I stay on land that shit won't come and get me. wew.

I wouldn't be so sure. Those fuckers will probably decide to evolve again... Next week you will see them swimming through land.

That's.....fucked up....

I love dogs! i have 2 dalmatians. But my greatest fear is being eaten alive by wolves, it is the most painful and terrifying death i can think :p
most people think that wolves aren't bigger than a big dog like a dalmatian, but that they are the same size a siberian husky. (since that pretty much a demosticated wolf)
That is so wrong! Wolves literally dwarf the size of siberian huskies and dalmatians. They have cold blue eyes that show no remorse for life, i'm pretty sure i could handle at least one wolf. They come in frickin packs! That means if you see one wolf it's a garantee that 2 or more are with it. The pack disperse thereselves into teams of 3, 4, and 5 to hunt for food, except 5, 6, or 7 (usually females) to sit with the Alpha Wolf. The Alpha wolf is the biggest , strongest, and meanest of the pack, he is basicly the pimp daddy of wolves and if you see him the your totally screwed.

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I love dogs! i have 2 dalmatians. But my greatest fear is being eaten alive by wolves, it is the most painful and terrifying death i can think :p
most people think that wolves aren't bigger than a big dog like a dalmatian, but that they are the same size a siberian husky. (since that pretty much a demosticated wolf)
That is so wrong! Wolves literally dwarf the size of siberian huskies and dalmatians. They have cold blue eyes that show no remorse for life, i'm pretty sure i could handle at least one wolf. They come in frickin packs! That means if you see one wolf it's a garantee that 2 or more are with it. The pack disperse thereselves into teams of 3, 4, and 5 to hunt for food, except 5, 6, or 7 (usually females) to sit with the Alpha Wolf. The Alpha wolf is the biggest , strongest, and meanest of the pack, he is basicly the pimp daddy of wolves and if you see him the your totally screwed.

I also have a dalmatian
And personally I love wolves
I always find a lone one trudging around the forested areas of my neighborhood.
they didn't do anything but take a glance and continue their business.