Insects and spiders and height. I'm pretty sure the first two came from a 3D show for A Bug's Life that was shown in Great America or somewhere when I was a little kid. There was one section where these bugs sort of flew around in front of you and swatted you with a flyswatter and made these horrible buzzing noises. Trauma at its finest.

I'm Afraid of my fingernails being ripped out. either caught on something and torn out or being tied down and having them pulled out with pliers or something.

The crowd. It's going to kill me without even noticing this.

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I'm Afraid of my fingernails being ripped out. either caught on something and torn out or being tied down and having them pulled out with pliers or something.

I'm pretty sure any sane man is deathly afraid of such agony.

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Oh man, look at those eyes.
Colder than the depths of the abyss.

that doesn't bother me guess im weird.

big bugs such as THAT THING ON THE FRONT PAGE beetles,death,sad to say the dark (have no idea why it embarrassed me to say this) I saw a ghost once i I think it tried to kill me so that screwed me *embarrassed* :p

My fear huh? well lets begin with Heights now onto Spiders,tarantulas,and pythons

What I'm not afraid to do: Die fighting (I proved that shit at school once teacher was getting out of hand),eat soap (proved that)

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My fear huh? well lets begin with Heights now onto Spiders,tarantulas,and pythons

What I'm not afraid to do: Die fighting (I proved that shit at school once teacher was getting out of hand),eat soap (proved that)

um was your teacher trying to kill you?

Likelihood that he got in a fight with his teacher: 0%.

Likelihood that he had any interaction with said teacher other than frowning and thinking angry thoughts: 0%

Parents just don't understand.

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Parents just don't understand.

i know

OH MY GOD THIS
THIS
THIS HUGE GIGANTIC FUKCING SPIDER JUST CRAWLED RIGHT NEXT TO MY HAND AND IT WAS SO FUCKING HIDEOUS
I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF SOMEONE WHO HAS A FEAR OF SPIDERS, BUT WHEN IT FUCKING CRAWLED
WHEN IT FUCKING CRAWLED
IT MAKE A TICKING SOUND, IT'S LEGS MADE A NOISE LIKE TICKTCIKTCIKTICKTICK I NEVER KNEW HAPPENS
IT MADE MY FUKCING SKIN CRAWL, I IMMEDIATELY JUMPED UP FROM MY COUCH TURNED ALL THE LIGHTS ON EVEN THOUGH IT'S 3 AM AND EVERYONE'S TRYING TO SLEEP AND ROLLED UP A NOTEBOOK TO KILL IT
BUT IT RAN AWAY SPEEDY FAST LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, GOING INTO THE FUCKING COUCH I WAS SITTING ON, LIKE THAT'S ITS HOME
I LIFTED UP THE CUSHION AND IT WENT LIGHTSPEED UP ONTO THE FUCKING WALL AND THEN DOWN BEHIND THE COUCH
ALL WITH THAT UNHOLY SURREAL TICKING NOISE
I SIT ON THAT COUCH EVERY DAY, MAN, AND SOMETIMES I THINK I SEE A SPIDER LANDING NEXT TO ME BUT PASS IT OFF AS MY IMAGINATION
A FEW DAYS AGO I SAW SOMETHING LITERALLY FUCKING DIVEBOMB FROM THE CEILING AND FLY ONTO MY KEYBOARD, BUT IT DISAPPEARED AND IT WAS DARK. MUST'VE BEEN FUCKING DEMONIC SPIDER OFFSPRING
THEY'RE LIVING UNDER MY COUCH, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SIT THERE AGAIN. AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.

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OH MY GOD THIS
THIS
THIS HUGE GIGANTIC FUKCING SPIDER JUST CRAWLED RIGHT NEXT TO MY HAND AND IT WAS SO FUCKING HIDEOUS
I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF SOMEONE WHO HAS A FEAR OF SPIDERS, BUT WHEN IT FUCKING CRAWLED
WHEN IT FUCKING CRAWLED
IT MAKE A TICKING SOUND, IT'S LEGS MADE A NOISE LIKE TICKTCIKTCIKTICKTICK I NEVER KNEW HAPPENS
IT MADE MY FUKCING SKIN CRAWL, I IMMEDIATELY JUMPED UP FROM MY COUCH TURNED ALL THE LIGHTS ON EVEN THOUGH IT'S 3 AM AND EVERYONE'S TRYING TO SLEEP AND ROLLED UP A NOTEBOOK TO KILL IT
BUT IT RAN AWAY SPEEDY FAST LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, GOING INTO THE FUCKING COUCH I WAS SITTING ON, LIKE THAT'S ITS HOME
I LIFTED UP THE CUSHION AND IT WENT LIGHTSPEED UP ONTO THE FUCKING WALL AND THEN DOWN BEHIND THE COUCH
ALL WITH THAT UNHOLY SURREAL TICKING NOISE
I SIT ON THAT COUCH EVERY DAY, MAN, AND SOMETIMES I THINK I SEE A SPIDER LANDING NEXT TO ME BUT PASS IT OFF AS MY IMAGINATION
A FEW DAYS AGO I SAW SOMETHING LITERALLY FUCKING DIVEBOMB FROM THE CEILING AND FLY ONTO MY KEYBOARD, BUT IT DISAPPEARED AND IT WAS DARK. MUST'VE BEEN FUCKING DEMONIC SPIDER OFFSPRING
THEY'RE LIVING UNDER MY COUCH, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SIT THERE AGAIN. AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.

jesus christ how horrifying

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OH MY GOD THIS
THIS
THIS HUGE GIGANTIC FUKCING SPIDER JUST CRAWLED RIGHT NEXT TO MY HAND AND IT WAS SO FUCKING HIDEOUS
I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF SOMEONE WHO HAS A FEAR OF SPIDERS, BUT WHEN IT FUCKING CRAWLED
WHEN IT FUCKING CRAWLED
IT MAKE A TICKING SOUND, IT'S LEGS MADE A NOISE LIKE TICKTCIKTCIKTICKTICK I NEVER KNEW HAPPENS
IT MADE MY FUKCING SKIN CRAWL, I IMMEDIATELY JUMPED UP FROM MY COUCH TURNED ALL THE LIGHTS ON EVEN THOUGH IT'S 3 AM AND EVERYONE'S TRYING TO SLEEP AND ROLLED UP A NOTEBOOK TO KILL IT
BUT IT RAN AWAY SPEEDY FAST LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, GOING INTO THE FUCKING COUCH I WAS SITTING ON, LIKE THAT'S ITS HOME
I LIFTED UP THE CUSHION AND IT WENT LIGHTSPEED UP ONTO THE FUCKING WALL AND THEN DOWN BEHIND THE COUCH
ALL WITH THAT UNHOLY SURREAL TICKING NOISE
I SIT ON THAT COUCH EVERY DAY, MAN, AND SOMETIMES I THINK I SEE A SPIDER LANDING NEXT TO ME BUT PASS IT OFF AS MY IMAGINATION
A FEW DAYS AGO I SAW SOMETHING LITERALLY FUCKING DIVEBOMB FROM THE CEILING AND FLY ONTO MY KEYBOARD, BUT IT DISAPPEARED AND IT WAS DARK. MUST'VE BEEN FUCKING DEMONIC SPIDER OFFSPRING
THEY'RE LIVING UNDER MY COUCH, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SIT THERE AGAIN. AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.

Does it sound like this?

Being shocked by any amount of electricity and hearing sudden balloon pops.