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May 4, 2008 12:31 AM #128450
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I was inspired by cracked.com from theyre top 10 lists and decided to make my own.
What does it take to make this list? The character has to be hardcore, cool, give or take some douchebaggyness.

Number 10: Solid Snake
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Whats the best damn name for a character ever? You guessed it. Solid Snake.
He has tons of weapons, can sneak through a base, he doesn't take shit from anyone, and to this date has still NEVER been in a bad game.

Number 9: Carl
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Simple, being in a GTA game alone makes you deserve a spot on a list of badassery, but what separates carl from the other GTA characters is the main source of controversy in the game he was in, thats right. Hot Coffee.

Number 8: Kratos
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The god of war, Kratos kills people with his blades of chaos, he defeated giant bosses, and knew how to handle women (sex minigame hint hint).
And like Snake, has never been in a bad game.

Number 7: Agent 47
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Agent 47, all you really need to say is hes a hitman.

Number 6: Dante
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Dante has amazing weapon skills, kicks your ass inside out, and is mellow.
Seriously, in the first game, the intro a girl tore apart his building and he didn't care.

Number 5: Mario
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You will probably disagree with me on this one, but Mario is quite badass. Why?
Hes Italian, has a huge ass mustache, and can crush your buddy by jumping on you.
And do you even know how many times hes been whored by Peach?

Number 4: Master Chief
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The main character in the biggest franchise ever, this man has badass weapons, and when he kills you, hes going to thrust your face. You cant say no when your dead, now can you?

Number 3: Cloud
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This man has a huge ass sword, crazy stylistic action, and has hair that makes girls horny every time they see it.

Number 2: Prince of Persia
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This prince can kill you in slow motion, throw you off a cliff, and can rewind time. Now, what can beat this badassery?

Number 1: Duke Nukem
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Hey, his latest game has been delayed for over a decade, and there are fears it will never come out.
But, this man is the ultimate form of baddass to ever be in a video game.
His dialog is badass, his weapons are badass, and the way he takes out the bosses is badass.
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May 4, 2008 12:32 AM #128451
Perfect list.

I'd vote GLaDOS. She's a bad ass chick with neurotoxins up the circuit filled robotic ass.
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May 4, 2008 12:34 AM #128455
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Perfect list.

I'd vote GLaDOS. She's a bad ass chick with neurotoxins up the circuit filled robotic ass.


We get it, you like portal.
Chill out.
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May 4, 2008 12:36 AM #128458
Niko Bellic from GTA IV deserves a spot on that list. It's understandable that you haven't played it yet, but he's probably the biggest badass in the GTA series.
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May 4, 2008 12:37 AM #128461
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Niko Bellic from GTA IV deserves a spot on that list. It's understandable that you haven't played it yet, but he's probably the biggest badass in the GTA series.


I only listed characters from games Ive played.
And because of the news, I will probably never be able to play gta4.
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May 4, 2008 12:37 AM #128462
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Niko Bellic from GTA IV deserves a spot on that list. It's understandable that you haven't played it yet, but he's probably the biggest badass in the GTA series.
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May 4, 2008 12:39 AM #128464
Niko is better than Cj.
Niko is the epitome of bad ass.
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May 4, 2008 12:41 AM #128465
Pikachu is the most badass. He has his own porn.
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May 4, 2008 12:42 AM #128466
Haha white guys love Niko

I expected Solid Snake to be somewhere on top.
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May 4, 2008 12:42 AM #128467
I <3 all of the Characters in the list except: Carl, Mario and Cloud(who the *beep is he? but I'm sure he comes from Final Fantasy....................)

Anyways, I <33333333333 Dante. I want to get Devil May Cry 4, Hack,slash,hack,slash,shoot...BOSS FIGHT. OMFGFTW :O
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May 4, 2008 12:48 AM #128470
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Number 10: Solid Snake
YES
Number 9: Carl
Spazzy
Number 8: Kratos
Yayayaya
Number 7: Agent 47
[SIZE="1"]Boom Headshot[/SIZE]
Number 6: Dante
Son of Sparta?
Number 5: Mario
The next Robert De' Niro.
Number 4: Master Chief
He get's no scopes 'n' such
Number 3: Cloud
>:(
Number 2: Prince of Persia
Lol time.
Number 1: Duke Nukem
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May 4, 2008 1:56 AM #128484
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Haha white guys love Niko

Ha I was gonna say the same thing. Isn't Niko supposed to be more sentimental than the other characters of the franchise? Doesn't he apologize to everyone he kills? Carl had to deal with a crazy murderous Mexican bitch that force ****ed him. And he pissed off the Italian Mafia and lived.

And what about Toni Cipriani of Liberty City Stories? He killed a guy who owned a meat shop, chopped him up, and served him back to his own shop as prime cuts.

And also...
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May 4, 2008 2:18 AM #128488
Oh god Spazz, please, please MAKE ME LAUGH MORE!. THAT "and also" animation is,:P...

Hilarious.
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May 4, 2008 2:32 AM #128495
Blat blat!
Awesome Hedgehog.
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May 4, 2008 2:35 AM #128497
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Ha I was gonna say the same thing. Isn't Niko supposed to be more sentimental than the other characters of the franchise? Doesn't he apologize to everyone he kills? Carl had to deal with a crazy murderous Mexican bitch that force ****ed him. And he pissed off the Italian Mafia and lived.

And what about Toni Cipriani of Liberty City Stories? He killed a guy who owned a meat shop, chopped him up, and served him back to his own shop as prime cuts.

And also...


Trust me, you would understand if you have played GTA IV yet. It's just his personality in general that makes him such a badass. Plus his character is much more developed than all the previous protagonists in the series.
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