he didn't understand the dolphin so he slapped it. The dolphin threw Mr Richards out of rage to an abandoned warehouse on an unknown island. Mr. Richards wandered into the warehouse but unfortunately...

[[Ghombeat, you don't leave off with the opening to another sentence that will tell you more about this fortunate thing (given that it is unfortunate for Richard's oppositon.) You essentially dictated the next fortunate/unfortunate post in the sequence inside of your "unfortunate" one. Also, It doesn't flow if you were to piece the posts together.]]

Fortunately for Mr. Richards, he soon cleared a path to the door. The light coming out was so blinding that he couldn't see past it, but assumed it was merely really sunny outside.

Unfortunately the blinding light was not actually sunlight but a giant television screen. On the screen appeared a very familiar face...It was Jigsaw. Right after noticing and adjusting his eyes to the light, the door behind him was shut and he was trapped in the room. He then heard a voice saying "I want to play a game..."

Fortunately, there wasn't going to be a game. Mr. Richards thought fast and screamed "MOMMY!" After that moment, Lois came out of nowhere and punched a hole into the wall. He grabbed Mr. Richards and carried him away into safety. Jigsaw didn't not calculate this so he panicked. He jumped out of the roof in fear that Lois might find him and kill him. He landed on a coconut and died.

unfortunately, jigsaw had an infinite numbers of clones.
Meanwhile the clones started to team up, Lois and Mr. richard decided to smoke some weed, unfortunately...

Fortunately their weed was missing and they managed to retain their sanity. Afterwards the Jigsaws captured them and strapped them to chairs in seperate rooms. There is a strange device in front of them.

unfortunately for Lois the device laid out for her was a mask like contraption or some sort and bothery and was designed for people with regular sized noses,Jigsaw did not account for Lois's sandwich nose thus making Lois's test invalid...she was killed by default.

Fortunately Mr. Richard's nose passed the test with flying colors and Jigsaw released him.

unfortunately for the jigsaw, Mr. Richard enraged because Lois died, and he killed every jigsaw, but soon he realized that there were more jigsaw coming, so he decided to search the portal were the jigsaw come from and destroy it, fortunately...

The Portal was guarded by turrels, Mr richards knew it would be a suicide to try to destroy such a protected portal, and so he went to some rooms to search for weapons, unfortunately...

Unfortunately, for Jigsaw, the winding tunnels eventually lead to the high tech Bat Cave, filled absolutely to the brim with deadly bat shaped ninja stars, machine gun mounted vehicles and skin tight latex and carbon alloy suits. Richards was very, very prepared to face Jigsaw, Unfortunately...

I edited this post to prevent confusing the story.
To any mod: feel free to delete this if you want.

Now mr. richards is in this blank background, full of nothing; he stands there in his place, remembering and wondering: "How the fuck did all this even happen!!!!!!!!"

Ghombeat, my post makes more sense then yours after they have been deciphered.

ok, but the thing is, the portal were protected by turrets not tunnels, you probably misreaded because sadko wrote "turrels", but anyway sorry for confusing the story.