Quote from Exilement

This is obviously a joke on zulu's part, and a well done one at that.

Quit getting worked up over something that might get you banned, tragedy. Just take it as it comes and enjoy that something fun's actually happening around here.

I hope this Newman guy starts banning random people. Now THAT would cause some chaos.

"WHAT HOW DARE YOU BAN ME HOLY WTF."

That's why it's a joke. Calling him a mod and not actually doing it isn't going to get any response.

I give zulu/newman full permission to ban me through Newman's account. I guarantee you it won't happen.

He seems like a smart poster, so I have no objections.

Congrats, Newman.

Wow this is bullshit. I've stuck it out through all of Zulu's dumb decisions but this one just puts it over the top. This is a prime example of how little the admins care about thier own forum and its members.

Honestly StrunG, if Zulu didn't give a shit I'm pretty sure this thread wouldn't exist.

http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84549

And/Or the site wouldn't even exist.

Well, I guess as long as he doesn't bone it too badly then he should stay as a mod. Still, it's a pretty damn strange decision for a replacement mod.

Why does newman talk in third person? Just to annoy us.

I think we should protest this

If Zulu wants a new mod, he gets to choose who. Deal with it. And I would suggest not sassing Newman, seeing as he is a mod. Regardless of if this is a joke or not, you guys have no say.

Quote from Brian C

Why does newman talk in third person? Just to annoy us. Who is this guy, does he go to other forums?

Newman simply talks the way he was taught to talk. Newman has no intentions to annoy, just to serve.

Oh and if Strung doesn't like Newman being a mod, then he can be banned.

Quote from Newman

Newman simply talks the way he was taught to talk. Newman has no intentions to annoy, just to serve.

I have come to the conclusion that Newman is also a robot.

Quote from Newman

Newman simply talks the way he was taught to talk. Newman has no intentions to annoy, just to serve.

I have a question, Newman.

What do you mean by "cheating the system"

Let's delete this thread quick before Frozen can post his essay response

Quote from tragedy

Are you trying to kiss up to the higher authority? Oh wait, I get it. Your trying to get some of that dick yourself, huh? That's cool if you like small dick, like your own.

lol lol lol

You're clever. Dick jokes, classic. Someone get this guy an award for being so damn clever. Seriously I've never seen such sophisticated insults. Did you come up with that yourself? God, so brilliant, I don't even know how to go about responding to such a well thought out insult. Jesus ****ing Christ so awesome.

Did you guys read that? Did you? This guy... we need to give him some money or something for being such an intelligent guy. If that insult were an more clever I might have to burst into flames, that's the only conceivable way I can possibly cope with such an awesomely, godly, epic insult.

[SIZE="3"]Did you see that? He was all "LOL YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK"... I've never heard such captivating and enticingly brilliant, absolutely genius commentary ever in the history of being alive. I cannot believe you thought of that on your own, you should be a comedian if you seriously did...[/SIZE]

[SIZE="5"]LOL LOL LOL... sucking up to higher athority? Oh man, how do you come up with this stuff? You are SOOOO ****ing smart... how the **** can ****ing someone ****ing be so ****ing awesomely ****ing intelligent? How the **** can someone ****ing conceive such ****ing revolutionary ****ing insults just on a ****ing whim as if it's ****ing intuition that ****ing guides them to ****ing shit all over my balls. ****[/SIZE]

[SIZE="6"]DID YOU GUYS ****ING SEE IT?! HOLY ****ING SHIT![/SIZE]

I sense me being banned soon, as I am a cock loving noob

Quote from Newman

Newman simply talks the way he was taught to talk. Newman has no intentions to annoy, just to serve.

Oh and if Strung doesn't like Newman being a mod, then he can be banned.

What the ****?

Zulu, let the mods engage in a harpoon battle of epic proportion. That will show that he doesn't deserve the position.