Newman should make us make him a monument. Something like the Pyramids or the Colossus Rhodes.

Newman requests Mount Rushmore.

Yes Newman, but Mount Rushmore is too small to fit your giant ass on it.

Quote from Energy

Yes Newman, but Mount Rushmore is too small to fit your giant ass on it.

This guy's coming home in a bodybag.

I suggest we build Newman a bigger Mount Rushmore.

Quote from Energy

Yes Newman, but Mount Rushmore is too small to fit your giant ass on it.

Take the day off.

Quote from Newman

Take the day off.

Not third person.

No u

Quote from Schwa

Not third person.

Newman and his all powerful mind seem to sometimes forget, but that only makes him human. Well, he is not only human, but a fucking superhuman who does shit and bans people.

Quote from Schwa

Not third person.

It was a command, so it was not any person.

Newman now commands that you all SHUT UP.

Quote from Newman

It was a command, so it was not any person.

Newman now commands that you all SHUT UP.

Schwa believes that Newman's grip on reality is slipping.

Energy believes Newman has no grip.

Quote from Newman

It was a command, so it was not any person.

Newman now commands that you all SHUT UP.

We are all very sorry to anger you Newman, but in order to build you a monument of your greatness, we, in my humble request, may be required, if given permission by you, to speak.

Quote from Schwa

Schwa believes that Newman's grip on reality is slipping.

Now you see that could have been restated to simply say "Newman's grip on reality is slipping" therefore eliminating the need for an awkward third person sentence. Now shut up before Newman bans your ass.

im loving this prank. seinfield has always been one of my favorite shows