Quote from ZuLuNEWMAN is a joke! It is a fake account. All the mods and Admins have the usnername and password and we have all been using it to post. It's all a joke played on you guy's by us.
And man I gotta say it has been funny as hell...
This started when Paperclip posted a quote from a completely new member asking to become a moderator. We joked that we should actually make him a mod, just to see what you guys did. I then came up with the idea that we should make a new account we could all use, and make it a mod, while pretending we didn't know what was going on. Literally everyone jumped on the idea.
Virtually everything from that point was just improvisation between the members using the account. We never planned on banning anyone, but we obviously did. It was out of fun at a few people's expense. As far as the internet goes in terms of laughing at the expense of others, this was pretty tame, so don't take it too seriously.
If, however, you feel angry, disturbed or violated over having been distracted by Newman, being banned for a day or two, or just the fact that you think what we did was unfunny because you weren't on the delivering end of the prank, I personally apologize. Furthermore, there will be a charity pancake breakfast at my house for the victims of this attack next Thursday, for those of you who wish to attend it.
Hope this clears up some of our intentions and explains it a bit.