*Knock knock*
Who's there?...oh it's just the mail.

Quote from GroundXero

or did jew?

I actually did, I was just Kaltenbrunner.

The worst I've heard:
Joker: Why so serious?
Victim: I am Sirius Black.

The worst I've heard:

"How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?"
Pokémon (poke him on)
...yeah...
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why did the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side

the chicken was suicidal and thus walked in front of a vehicle to "get to the other side" as it were

the more you know

It was not that the man could not juggle
He just didn't have the balls to do it.

you can juggle things other than balls

someone tell him that he is silly

Quote from Jeff

Wait, if a topic about bad jokes is funny, wouldn't that make those jokes good?

Hurhur. Well said sir.

Quote from Myself

I did nazi such an obvious joke coming.

Thanks, annex joke should be coming out today (cwatididthar)

I'll be here all week

what did the alienrandomly chosed say when he looked in the mirror?
: wow you look exactly like me

what did the apple said when it looked in the mirror???

(ooh i look fruity!!!)

Why did the banana go to the hospital...

BECAUSE HE WASN'T PEELING WELL!!!!!!!

I'm sorry... I really am...

Three Pieces of string go the bar for a drink, the first goes to the bar man and says:
"3 Beers please", the bar man says
"No, I don't serve string, now go away."
The 1st string goes back to his friends and says:
"They don't serve strings..."
So the 2nd string says:
"Let me try", the 2nd string puts on a pair I sunglasses and says to the bar man:
"Sup, 3 beers please"
And the bar man says.
"....wait a minute, youre a piece of string! Get out of here! I don't serve strings!", so the 2nd string goes back to the other two and says:
"He saw straight through it....", the 3rd string says:
"I'll try then", and ties itself in a knot and messes up its hair, it goes to the bar man and says:
"I'll have 3 beers please", the bar man looks at the string and says:
"....Wait a minute, aren't you a piece of string?", the string looks at him and says:
"No sir, I'm a frayed knot"

(afraid not)........that's the joke........

So a man is down on his luck. he's got no money, his house sucks, and he's not good at anything. The only thing he has going for him, however, is that he has a massive dick. So he decides to put an ad in the newspaper with a dare of $500 for anybody who could handle his dick. He gets a call.
"Hello?"
"Yeah, I'm a 25-year-old girl, and I've been with a ton of guys. I could handle your dick."
So she goes to his place and he puts it in. he pushes further, and further, and further, until she tells him to stop.
"I can't take your dick, here's your $500."
The next day, an older woman calls the guy.
"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm 70, and I've slept with hundreds of men over my life. I can handle your dick.
So she goes to his place and he puts it in. he pushes further, and further, and further, until she tells him to stop.
"I can't take your dick, here's your $500."
The next day, a guy calls.
"Whoah man, I'm not into that gay shit."
"No, it's not for me, it's for my daughter."
"Your daughter?"
"yeah, she's six years old."
"No way!"
"What if I gave you $10,000?"
"No, that's wrong!"
"What about $50,000?"
"Well, okay."
So the guy brings his daughter, and the guy puts it in. And pushes further, and further, and further. Eventually, he's all the way in. He looks down at the girl in amazement and says "Wow, how can you handle my dick?"
She looks up and says "GGBRHHHHLLLLLLL"

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Thanks, annex joke should be coming out today (cwatididthar)

I'll Market on my calendar.