FIDST keeps spamming with his "translations" of my words.

Ok, Xero, I'm just doing this to help the people understand the language of the Kanga.
1. Kanga said: "SHUT UP!!!, logan starts this as a baby, this is the one of the times somemone else makes problems, not me >:/" translated is "be quiet. I am now going to say that Logan is acting like a baby because I am getting angry at people so now I am going to make fun of them like this. I am now saying that other people are making the problems, but really everyone knows that I am making this problem even worse. And now I am making and angry looking face with things on the key board to try and seem more serious."
2. Kanga said: "nope, but there's a deal, if one of us isults me or the opposite, one of us gets reported, deal?" translated is "No, but I just had an idea which I am now calling the "deal" and my idea is that if someone says something out of critiscm or they are trying to help me, I am going to count it as an insult and report that person. And now to make it seem like a deal, I am going to add a part that pretty much means "vise-versa" but I write it in a way so no one understands it and they wont report me. Now I say "deal?" like I really think someone is going to agree with me."
Did I help guys?