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~Jeus Christ
"Holy Confessions" ~Jeus Christ
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Oct 8, 2012 1:55 AM #754063
Oct 8, 2012 2:37 AM #754091
I have never laughed more than in my entire life. xD
GOD DAMNIT, JEUS.
GOD DAMNIT, JEUS.
Oct 8, 2012 2:51 AM #754105
what is this i dont even....
god dammit Jeus
god dammit Jeus
Oct 8, 2012 2:51 AM #754106
It's not funny
It's lame and pathetic. God dammit Jeus.
It's lame and pathetic. God dammit Jeus.
Oct 8, 2012 3:00 AM #754114
Quote from HewittThis is what got me the most. XD
I thought I was the only one. XD
God damnit Jeus.
Oct 8, 2012 3:32 AM #754121
God dammit Jeus...
I'm totally going to confess to a shit twat who masturbates to sarcastic and unmeaningful comments...
ZED BRING YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!!!!
Fucking cuntwhoreslutdicklickingbitchtittysuckingasstwat...
Yeah I said that shit...
I'm totally going to confess to a shit twat who masturbates to sarcastic and unmeaningful comments...
ZED BRING YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!!!!
Fucking cuntwhoreslutdicklickingbitchtittysuckingasstwat...
Yeah I said that shit...
Oct 8, 2012 3:33 AM #754124
Lord, i have sinned. Me and Satan have made nasty sexy times in the anus. It has tickled my insides with his large scorpion tail weenie. We have worn 2 different silks, have cursed together, have lied together as only man and woman should! I MASTRUBATE EVERY 10 MINUTES TO FLOWER PORN!! I have cursed god, and i have hated on all!
Oct 8, 2012 3:43 AM #754128
Yep.... I've lost my hopes in humanity now
Why do I even bother to post here.... Stupid... *sigh*
...God dammit, Jeus.
Why do I even bother to post here.... Stupid... *sigh*
...God dammit, Jeus.
Oct 8, 2012 3:44 AM #754130
Dear Jeus,
I killed a spider that meant no harm to me. Please forgive me.
I killed a spider that meant no harm to me. Please forgive me.
Oct 8, 2012 4:13 AM #754138
Quote from PinLord, i have sinned. Me and Satan have made nasty sexy times in the anus. It has tickled my insides with his large scorpion tail weenie. We have worn 2 different silks, have cursed together, have lied together as only man and woman should! I MASTRUBATE EVERY 10 MINUTES TO FLOWER PORN!! I have cursed god, and i have hated on all!
your life is fucked up...
God dammit, Jeus!
Oct 8, 2012 4:26 AM #754143
god created life and bought paint ti the life so i don't thing god is a nice dude -_-
so god dammit, jeus.
so god dammit, jeus.
Oct 8, 2012 4:37 AM #754149
(Just a FYI, i am not Athiest, I believe in god, I just don't believe in forcing your choice in religion onto other people. Its like sexual orientation, if you're gay, you don't tell everyone to be gay, and tell random strangers you are gay, you just do what you do, and let others do what they do. )
(Also god dammit Jeus)
Oct 8, 2012 4:48 AM #754151
believing in god is a mental handicap
God dammit Jeus
God dammit Jeus
Oct 8, 2012 5:35 AM #754168
Dear Jeus, I think fatalistic things about myself and others on what seems to have become a daily basis, think you can help me?
Oct 8, 2012 6:10 AM #754185
I have an unquenchable thirst to mess with people's posts, and I have done it many times just now. I ask forgiveness for these horrible atrocities