i recently discover omegle. anyone else try this?
for the record, i said i was a chick in some just to get better reactions :3 but im not!
caution: there may be mild and/or offensive references.

JOMBO YOUR AVATAR GAVE ME THE SAME REACTION.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: hey
You: what's asl lmao
You: i'm neww
Stranger: age sex location
You: oh lol
You: 18 f tx
Stranger: 19m usa
Stranger: whats up?
You: nmmm
You: bored af lmao
Stranger: horny?
You: guess so lol
Stranger: do u have pics?
You: nah
You: that's not my thingg lol
Stranger: ok then make me cum baby!
You: lmfao
You: mmmmm dead puppies mmmm vaginas mmmmmmmm penis penis penis penis mmmmmmm yum yum yum!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahahaha I almost died

you're right pretending to be a female on omegle is fucking hilarious

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

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Just discovered? Where have you been these last three years?


Woah that fucking blew my mind holy shit blood is pouring out of my dick because of how crazy that is.

ive been living life (outside the internet) the past 3 years bro! :D
were online. i figured id better clarify that im not a girl even though i was messing with people by saying i was. not everyone on sp knows me.

Edit: see loopy understands :D

Stranger: mmm i like it so far ;)
You: GOOD!
You: now do it so fast it lunges off your pelvice like an out of control flubber!
You: NOW GO GET THAT FLUBBER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahahaha

Question to discuss:
KESESESESESESE ZE AWESOME ME IS HERE!!!!

You: YES OMG WOOOHOOOOOOOOO
your conversational partner has disconnected

My friend introduced me to Omegle last year. He gave me a demonstration. Every time another person comes on to chat, he just types in all sorts of profanity. It's a great way to vent your feelings, he said.
I used Omegle again last month. Most of the strangers I got put with just say 'TITS OR GTFO'.
And every time they ask me my ASL (Age, Sex, Location), I always answer 'Over 9000, Alien, Mars'. Makes them laugh every time.

The indian one made me laugh

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i hate you
Your conversational partner has disconnected

XD I'm crying right now!

Wait wait wait wait wait... a girl (possibly guy) came onto you and you just went *boop* and disconnected?

Yes, like you said... >_> it could've been a dude. But it doesnt matter because if you've ever been to omegle you'll know that you find people like that fucking EVERYWERE.

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Yes, like you said... >_> it could've been a dude. But it doesnt matter because if you've ever been to omegle you'll know that you find people like that fucking EVERYWERE.

*glances at Loopy* Yeah, point taken

Warining, religous joking ahead XD