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Worst Thing You Ever Dared put in your Mouth

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Nov 7, 2012 3:45 AM #780417
what kind of response is that, it has nothing to do with what I said
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Nov 7, 2012 3:47 AM #780420
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what kind of response is that, it has nothing to do with what I said

Well I figured I'd pull the hard to get card this time. Maybe dick you around for a little bit and then confess my undying love, you know, for the kicks.
Besides it is only a matter of time before the others assemble.
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Nov 7, 2012 4:05 AM #780435
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Nov 7, 2012 4:06 AM #780438
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what kind of response is that, it has nothing to do with what I said


jutsu just wanted to say hi
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Nov 7, 2012 4:06 AM #780440
I like you sir.
Tell me, how would you like me to refer to you?
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Nov 7, 2012 4:56 AM #780473
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jutsu just wanted to say hi

I'm not easy to get. Do you think I am some kind of slut?
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Nov 7, 2012 5:09 AM #780486
Well you've kind of been my slut in the past.
I was hoping we could make it a frequent occurrence.
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Nov 7, 2012 5:11 AM #780489
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I once accidentally ate a bit of shaving cream.
It was a terrible experience.


If by "shaving cream", you meant "my semen" and if by "accidentally" you meant "on purpose", then....

wait, you get where I'm going with this right? Yeah.


I don't know if this counts as the most disgusting thing I've ever put in my mouth, but I kissed a girl once who's saliva tasted like a mixture of burning rubber, mixed with garlic broccoli and marinated in horse turd.
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Nov 7, 2012 5:22 AM #780495
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I don't know if this counts as the most disgusting thing I've ever put in my mouth, but I kissed a girl once who's saliva tasted like a mixture of burning rubber, mixed with garlic broccoli and marinated in horse turd.


I don't like talking about my ex's with you.
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Nov 7, 2012 5:23 AM #780496
I believe that snakes are quite delicious.
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Nov 7, 2012 5:26 AM #780500
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I don't like talking about my ex's with you.


Your exes and I talk about you all the time.
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Nov 7, 2012 5:29 AM #780503
well it's important for my exes to talk about me with each other, you know, for when you inevitably relapse and come back, which you will, because they all do.
I want you.
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Nov 7, 2012 5:42 AM #780511
a sandwich
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Nov 7, 2012 6:12 AM #780525
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Cute.
I would warn a cat not to tangle with a lion, because when I pummel your private assets viciously with my fierce meat hammer whilst you mew tremulously not unlike a cub I won't even stroke your hair when I finish, even if you beg. Unloading my hot serum into your cavernous rectum it will only volcano out with a mixture of blood, scat, pubic hair and of course my steaming man mustard. Then and only then will you truly understand what the worst thing you ever dared put in your mouth will in fact be my throbbing sex stick, but make no mistake, it won't be of your free will. I will force you to unhinge your jaw like an exotic snake while I slam the back of your throat, only lubricating it with my pre cum and your vomit. The terror of your laryngeal prominence being shattered as my torment rod pounds away causing it to slice into your veins, resulting in you spewing arterial blood all while you choke up bile and sperm should not be lost on you.
I will wreck you, if it is battle you desire, you vociferous queef.


Not bad... But I've Read worse, although it is deserving of an 8/10 bl3u approves
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Nov 7, 2012 6:26 AM #780529
I'm rusty.
I tend to go 3+ paragraphs but this one didn't warrent it.
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