when windows refuses to work on your computer and you want to play age of empires 2.

when your computer gets the blue screen of death 3 times in a row.

when your balls itch in a public place....

that's what happened like two years ago. After factory resetting it about 7 times it no longer wants to work at all. Crashes after about 5 minutes. Now I have to use Linux instead.

When you somehow contract the mother of all viruses, that then proceeds to work it's way into your critical-boot file, thus preventing your computer from running the necessary routines to go into protected mode, or protect itself in any way it possibly can. Not realizing this was the issue for 3 weeks, and letting it fester it's way into approximately 56 different files before it decides to stop you from starting your computer at all. Then having to delete every single file on your computer and start over from scratch.

Needing to fart really badly on a date.

I don't think cronos was asking a question or intending you guys to chime in with shit you hate.

If that's all he wrote, wouldn't you think he'd want other people to post what they hate? If this is not the case, yes Cronos that's damn frustrating. Been long asss since I played that game, I'm a douchebag now and I play lots of CoD while wearing my sunglasses inside. Jk.

I don't even know what I want.

I just want to play an 8 hour long game of age of empires 2 in the office with my workmates.

It just seemed like he was ranting. Usually if you want people to contribute you'd say, "I hate this. What things do you guys hate?"

You don't know me Jeff! You don't know what i've been through! You don't know what i've done!

i lof u jerf

lof u 2 m8

So many feels. What are we to do with all of these feels?

caress them feels

shit past participle, past tense of shit

Verb:	[TABLE="class: ts"]
vulgar. Expel feces from the body.

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Noun:

vulgar. Feces.

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