If you could go back in history and talk to 3 people

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Nov 14, 2012 2:27 AM #786818
Alright for a few years i have toyed with this idea. If you could bring back 3 people from history and get honest answers from the to any questions you asked them who would it be? For me, I would bring back Hitler, Ronald Reagan, and Johnny Van Zant from Lynyrd Skynyrd.

questions for hitler: first off why? why kill the jews? were they simply skapegoats or did you jsut truely believe the garbage you spat out of your mouth. second why didnt you listen to your generals? you stupid discisions cost you the war and frankly I'm glad you did because it lead ot you ultamite downfall.

questions for Ronald Reagan: how can we get this country back on track? you had the balls to tell congress what to do. we are headed down the toilet bowl and its looking bad. second is there really a presidents book of secrets? you of al people would know.

questions for Johnny Van Zant: if you had lived where would your career had gone? you were a part of a rocking band of your pereod and there was no celing to where you could have gone. second is there is a cowboy church movent going across america that fit your personality, would you have been at the forefront of this movement leading the way?
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Nov 14, 2012 2:29 AM #786820
george washington
abe lincon
and the guy who started slavery so i could beat the fuck out of him
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Nov 14, 2012 2:34 AM #786826
Whatever 3 people would be necessary to make it so I was the one that coined the term "Mother fucker"

All the remainders I would spend going back in time and punch wealthy men of my choosing in the balls.
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Nov 14, 2012 3:26 AM #786849
1.The guy that shot John F. Kennedy so i can see who he is and rip is windpipe out.
2.Any previous president that knows about area 51 for obvious reasons.
3.Bill Gates i know hes alive but i would still like to talk to him.
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Nov 14, 2012 4:00 AM #786867
Jack kirby :to learn he and Stan secrets.
Leonardo Da Vinci:to tell him how epic he is.
Anna Frank:to become a master of hide and seek.
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Nov 14, 2012 4:05 AM #786869
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Anna Frank:to become a master of hide and seek.


>Anna Frank
>Anna


Why, why do you do this?
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Nov 14, 2012 5:19 AM #786904
Albert Einstein: Tell him to describe all his thoughts
JFK: Ask him if he knew why/who killed him
Leonardo da vinci: Ask him any painting secrets
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Nov 14, 2012 5:26 AM #786906
he was assassinated, what a stupid question to ask
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Nov 14, 2012 7:27 AM #786934
1. Albert Einstein: You're awesome and I wanted to say that to your face in person.
2. Galileo Galilei: What fascinated you so much about 'the heavens'?
3. William Shakespeare: Because of you I and millions of others have endured so many tedious journeys into writing essays about that piece of shit Romeo and Juliet. What the hell is up with your head? Why did you make such depressing, unusual plays?
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Nov 14, 2012 11:48 AM #787020
1. D. Afonso Henriques (1st King of Portugal): How did you manage to live 76 years in the 12th century? Could you teach me how to wield a sword like you did? Is it true that 5 men were needed to disarm you and your 5kg sword or is that an exaggeration of the people?
2. Leonardo da Vinci: What was your reasoning behind all the inventions you made, seeing as many of them were thought to be impossible?
3. Fernando Pessoa: How did you manage to use so many different personalities for your pseudonyms and how many of them were created while you were on opium?
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Nov 14, 2012 12:02 PM #787026
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1.The guy that shot John F. Kennedy so i can see who he is and rip is windpipe out.
2.Any previous president that knows about area 51 for obvious reasons.
3.Bill Gates i know hes alive but i would still like to talk to him.

No need to kill the one who assassinated Kennedy, he got killed by those who hired him after he did it
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Nov 14, 2012 1:26 PM #787090
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Anna Frank:to become a master of hide and seek.

You will find better advice from Osama.

The few people I can think of is Bruce Lee and a few other scientists. I also want to see whether Charles Darwin is a racist.
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Nov 14, 2012 2:00 PM #787108
Galileo Galilei
franz liszt
Leonardo da vinci
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Nov 14, 2012 2:06 PM #787112
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Whatever 3 people would be necessary to make it so I was the one that coined the term "Mother fucker"

All the remainders I would spend going back in time and punch wealthy men of my choosing in the balls.


I worship you
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Nov 14, 2012 6:03 PM #787257
Beethoven, because he's a god.
Bruce Lee, because of my ravage celebrity worship of him.
And the FUCKING GENIUS that came up with the idea to put sausage...in a yorkshire pudding, so that I can give him a big ol' kiss on the dick.