Let me start by saying, that I wasn't sure if I had to post this here, on in the 'General Help & Resources' section.
Though, it looked like that section was mainly used for 'animation' purposes, so yeah.

For the past 4 days, I've been going mad over trying to find a certain 'short series' (not sure if it's actually called 'short series', but whatever), but not being able to find it.
I remember watching this years ago. As far as I know, it's old as fuck. Not... "Cow and Chicken" or "Johnny Bravo" old, but still quite old.
Now, my brain isn't what it's used to be, so bare with me.

This show, is a short, 3D animated series. I have no clue on who made it, but I remember watching these "5 minute episodes" online.
If I recall correctly, it was about a young boy, who was a ninja' / samurai. The show was completely fucking random and it all went incredibly fast.
The main character was always talking like he was snorting speed on a daily basis (really fast, for those who're not familiar with hard drugs), and whenever something random happened (which pretty much happened throughout every single episode), mainly he, but sometimes other characters would do this whole "OOOOOHH!!" and "AAAAAHH!" thing. You know, the typical over the top Japanese "zoom in on the face" and go "OOOOOHH!!".
If I'm not mistaking, the enemies of this young ninja, were all monkeys. Now, I know this sounds strange and the more I try and look for it, the more I Google on the subject, the less certain I am that it actually were monkeys... But I'm pretty sure.
I remember the fights scenes being extremely graphic. Massive amounts of blood spraying everywhere, whole rooms getting painted red with the juicy insides of these monkeys, enemies getting cut in half like it was nobodies business, etc etc.

So, I realize that this all might be a little vague, but if anyone has any slight clue on what I'm talking about, please let me know. Because the hunt for this show, is really doing my head in.
Thank you in advance, to anyone even remotely trying to help me with my quest to find some old animation.

- Kevin.

I haven't done that. As soon as I figure out how the website works, because I seriously have a hard time understanding what to do, I'll make sure to drop my question on there.
Thank you for your help though!

what channel do you remember watching them on?

Do you remember how old you were when you watched it?

I do not remember where I watched these episodes. Wish I did.
I believe I was 16, 17, 18? Not sure... I'm 23 now, so.
Seriously though, I suck at remembering things. I just know that it was awesome and I want to find it.

No, you read it right. All episodes were only 5 to 10 minutes and you could stream 'm off of some website.
Like watching "Black Dynamite" on adultswim.

I'm not really sure where or when I saw it.
I can hardly remember my mom's name, let alone names from this animation. I do remember it was 'poor' quality? Not 1080p wise or anything, but the 3D wasn't all top-notch "Halo 4, 343 Industries" stuff.
It was colorful though. Specially because of all the blood.

Also, the main character had some weird stalker girl with him all the time? She was always just staring and looking at everything he did.
And, the main evil "bad guy", was this really busty chick. I think...

It's all so weird. So long ago...
I'm so sad right now. ; ~ ;