basically just post Omegle chats
(this was me putting in "roleplaying" as interests and then just fooling around) also, misspelled rhinoceros on purpose, I wanted it to sound like dinosaur but with an extra "us" at the end, so dinosaurus but rinosaurus
Roleplaying1 (Click to Show)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like roleplaying.
Stranger: Hey
You: I rub my clit
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You and the stranger both like roleplaying.
Stranger: Hey
You: I rub my clit
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Roleplaying2 (Click to Show)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like roleplaying.
Stranger: Male here, tell me if you're reading. You're my best friend's mother and we just came back from the park. You sent him to run errands and you know he won't be back for quite some time. I'm sitting doing homework until he returns, at which point we're going to have a sleepover. You know I'm a virgin, but you're determined to change that before your son gets home.
You: k
You: you start
Stranger: I'm sitting doing homework.
You: "so would you like a water or anything hon?"
Stranger: No Mrs. Roderick, thank you very much.
You: ok, just ask if you need anything at all, i'll be in my room getting changed
Stranger: * I grow somewhat excited at the thought but quickly turn back to my homework. * Yes Ma'am, thank you very much.
You: *after about 10 minutes I call you're name* would you come here for a sec John i've got a favor to ask of you
Stranger: * I put down my pencil and take to my feet, making my way over to where you might be. * Yes Mrs Roderick?
You: *as you come in I quickly shut the door, throwing you to the bed and whipping off my robe*
Stranger: * I fumble to make sense of the situation. * Mrs. Roderick? Wh-
You: *I grab you by the collar and start removing your clothes* just go with it
Stranger: * Inexperienced as I am, I hardly know how to 'go with it,' but I know better than to refuse such a request. I place my hands on your hips and enjoy the sight of your breasts hanging above me.*
You: C'MON HON! TONIGHT WE'RE GOING DICKLESS FOR MICHEAL CHIKLIS! *I wip out my 15 inch shlong and cram it down you're throat, thrusting like a hungry rinosaurous* WOOOH! FUCK MEH TEUTS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BUFFALO WAYANGS!
Stranger: I start furiously sucking on your 15 inch shlong, ramming it down my throat and savoring the flavor. With my free hand, I make way for your anus and ram a thumb straight into it and search for your prostate.
Stranger: My finger starts to rummage through your rectum until finally, I pull out your intestines and begin to shove it in my own ass.
You: moar! *i take your hand and eat it off at the elbow, applying it as a dipdo, shoving it up my ass, ripping it in two* the dicker the better!
Stranger: The feeling of our interconnectedness is amazing, your insides inside me, mine inside you, like a threesome between Bella Edward and Logan from X-Men.
You: *suddenly my son walks in, suprised at the sight, but quickly removing his pants* I call spidy shit! *he then thrusts his penis into my penis, creating orgy maximus* GLORIOUS!!!
Stranger: Finally, I feel the pressure of 15 tons of whale semen pushing from my asshole toward my penis and filling up the room in endless ecstasy as we begin to swim through the pool of cum and blood on acid on crystal meth on DMT.
Stranger: We begin to punch each other marvellously in the guts until we vomit the now homogeneous mixture of bodily fluids we devoured, eating our puked out livers and shitting it back out almost instantaneously.
You: a feeling overwhelms me as I barf out semen, truly a masterpiece
You: I suck 5 distored penis' twisted into one knot I call "caprisun orgi-gladicus" sucking like a dino-rino-saura-maurus
You: time rewinds as I suck the last of my own dick
You: I am sitting morphed with a chimp
Stranger: The glory of our orgy dedicated to Dionysus calls forth the wrath of the gods and so Zeus, Odin, and Ra come down themselves and begin to fuck us all in the ass, mouth, and penis simultaneously until our prostates develop massive amounts of dick cancer and begins to spread out, creating huge tumors.
You: the final product cannot be put into words
Stranger: We decide to use these tumors to sexually please each other, pressing our cancer filled bulbous into each other's ripped open ass hole.
You: the ass's mix into eachother like a vaccum
You: orgi-morphisaurus
You: power ranger x
You: push it to the limit
Stranger: Creating a blackhole the likes of which Stephen Hawking's dick has never seen even in a crackwhore's nigger anus.
You: blood shoots in a million pieces
You: zygotes blast
You: the first baby is born
You: a perfect brown baby
Stranger: What the fuck? A brown baby? What is this Angelina Jolie's decrepit cunt?
Stranger: Get that shit out of here you fucking pleb.
You: I-I'm sorry
Stranger: You're fucking horrible at this, go die.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You and the stranger both like roleplaying.
Stranger: Male here, tell me if you're reading. You're my best friend's mother and we just came back from the park. You sent him to run errands and you know he won't be back for quite some time. I'm sitting doing homework until he returns, at which point we're going to have a sleepover. You know I'm a virgin, but you're determined to change that before your son gets home.
You: k
You: you start
Stranger: I'm sitting doing homework.
You: "so would you like a water or anything hon?"
Stranger: No Mrs. Roderick, thank you very much.
You: ok, just ask if you need anything at all, i'll be in my room getting changed
Stranger: * I grow somewhat excited at the thought but quickly turn back to my homework. * Yes Ma'am, thank you very much.
You: *after about 10 minutes I call you're name* would you come here for a sec John i've got a favor to ask of you
Stranger: * I put down my pencil and take to my feet, making my way over to where you might be. * Yes Mrs Roderick?
You: *as you come in I quickly shut the door, throwing you to the bed and whipping off my robe*
Stranger: * I fumble to make sense of the situation. * Mrs. Roderick? Wh-
You: *I grab you by the collar and start removing your clothes* just go with it
Stranger: * Inexperienced as I am, I hardly know how to 'go with it,' but I know better than to refuse such a request. I place my hands on your hips and enjoy the sight of your breasts hanging above me.*
You: C'MON HON! TONIGHT WE'RE GOING DICKLESS FOR MICHEAL CHIKLIS! *I wip out my 15 inch shlong and cram it down you're throat, thrusting like a hungry rinosaurous* WOOOH! FUCK MEH TEUTS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BUFFALO WAYANGS!
Stranger: I start furiously sucking on your 15 inch shlong, ramming it down my throat and savoring the flavor. With my free hand, I make way for your anus and ram a thumb straight into it and search for your prostate.
Stranger: My finger starts to rummage through your rectum until finally, I pull out your intestines and begin to shove it in my own ass.
You: moar! *i take your hand and eat it off at the elbow, applying it as a dipdo, shoving it up my ass, ripping it in two* the dicker the better!
Stranger: The feeling of our interconnectedness is amazing, your insides inside me, mine inside you, like a threesome between Bella Edward and Logan from X-Men.
You: *suddenly my son walks in, suprised at the sight, but quickly removing his pants* I call spidy shit! *he then thrusts his penis into my penis, creating orgy maximus* GLORIOUS!!!
Stranger: Finally, I feel the pressure of 15 tons of whale semen pushing from my asshole toward my penis and filling up the room in endless ecstasy as we begin to swim through the pool of cum and blood on acid on crystal meth on DMT.
Stranger: We begin to punch each other marvellously in the guts until we vomit the now homogeneous mixture of bodily fluids we devoured, eating our puked out livers and shitting it back out almost instantaneously.
You: a feeling overwhelms me as I barf out semen, truly a masterpiece
You: I suck 5 distored penis' twisted into one knot I call "caprisun orgi-gladicus" sucking like a dino-rino-saura-maurus
You: time rewinds as I suck the last of my own dick
You: I am sitting morphed with a chimp
Stranger: The glory of our orgy dedicated to Dionysus calls forth the wrath of the gods and so Zeus, Odin, and Ra come down themselves and begin to fuck us all in the ass, mouth, and penis simultaneously until our prostates develop massive amounts of dick cancer and begins to spread out, creating huge tumors.
You: the final product cannot be put into words
Stranger: We decide to use these tumors to sexually please each other, pressing our cancer filled bulbous into each other's ripped open ass hole.
You: the ass's mix into eachother like a vaccum
You: orgi-morphisaurus
You: power ranger x
You: push it to the limit
Stranger: Creating a blackhole the likes of which Stephen Hawking's dick has never seen even in a crackwhore's nigger anus.
You: blood shoots in a million pieces
You: zygotes blast
You: the first baby is born
You: a perfect brown baby
Stranger: What the fuck? A brown baby? What is this Angelina Jolie's decrepit cunt?
Stranger: Get that shit out of here you fucking pleb.
You: I-I'm sorry
Stranger: You're fucking horrible at this, go die.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
