Why Are You Still Here?
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View Profile Is it spectacular? I was really going for spectacular. Or maybe extravagant. People just aren't extravagant these days.
There are forces conspiring against this thread. Even as we quarrel. They will not stand for this tom-foolery. Come at thee, thou brethren.
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View Profile Will I be accepted if I post shit off 9-Fag? WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
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View Profile I graduated high school and have a job. It's 4:20, blaze it faggot. Unless you still think that drugs are bad and alcohol is the devil's drink.
then why are you here? that was my point exactly, if you have a job and "life" why are u looking for reactions of people off of the internet? you obviously want some satisfaction from people you don't know, you probably have the need for approval but you know you wont get it, so instead you look it in the eye and insult it...
you should really get yourself checked by a psychiatrist.
and no i dont think that about drugs and/or alcohol, but i wouldn't go near them either.
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View Profile We have different timezones, of course, a college student such as yourself should know that. Perhaps I am merely being redundant by telling you this?
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View Profile We have different timezones, of course, a college student such as yourself should know that. Perhaps I am merely being redundant by telling you this?
But it was 4:20 here, and if you can say "It's 9:00 somewhere." when you drink, I think it can apply to toking devil's reefer.
And I am here because I am the omnipotent omniforce of omni-deluxe ominous ominny omin. Why are you here?
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View Profile But it was 4:20 here, and if you can say "It's 9:00 somewhere." when you drink, I think it can apply to toking devil's reefer.
And I am here because I am the omnipotent omniforce of omni-deluxe ominous ominny omin. Why are you here?
Because of reasons
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View Profile Because of reasons
Did you become a fish again?
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View Profile Haha reminds me of N_T's avatar.
"I want this because of reasons.."
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View Profile Did you become a fish again?
I was never you.
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View Profile Will I be accepted if I post shit off 9-Fag? WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHA 9gag? That's just lame ._.
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View Profile All swimming around with your gills and eating little nasty yellow crumbs of... something. You dreamed about the day out of your bowl when suddenly he appeared. He wore tight latex and had a bulge that rivaled even David Bowie's in The Labyrinth. He whipped out his member and dunked it into your small lonely home. You reached out with your single working fin and latched onto the shaft. You were finally brought out of your abyss and into the oxygen ladled room of Freddie Mercury, who sang to your rhythms so sweet that even angels couldn't fathom the deep intensity of his asshole. That's where you stayed, swimming through his intestines, trying to rid him of his diseases, but it was too late. You got AIDS.
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View Profile All swimming around with your gills and eating little nasty yellow crumbs of... something. You dreamed about the day out of your bowl when suddenly he appeared. He wore tight latex and had a bulge that rivaled even David Bowie's in The Labyrinth. He whipped out his member and dunked it into your small lonely home. You reached out with your single working fin and latched onto the shaft. You were finally brought out of your abyss and into the oxygen ladled room of Freddie Mercury, who sang to your rhythms so sweet that even angels couldn't fathom the deep intensity of his asshole. That's where you stayed, swimming through his intestines, trying to rid him of his diseases, but it was too late. You got AIDS.
No. I got
you.
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View Profile Maybe I am AIDS. But you could say that I'm... Cancer.
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View Profile Why are you here?
I simply want to be in this wonderful little community.
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