This has inspired me.

Man, the possibilties. I'll put you on my to-do list, if you're willin'. I mean, I won't battle you now, I feel like I must better myself more until I do my first battle. But, damn.

I can just imagine Serena in the nightmare made by Handy, unable to speak.

Hey, you! I'm issuing a challenge. Due date is one week from whenever you accept, if you should accept.

Any terms and/or conditions you'd like to discuss can be done in the PM, unless you've got a method of communication you'd prefer, in which case I will oblige.

EDIT: Since you're in the process of issuing another challenge, I'm happy to wait, of course, if you would prefer to have that business tidied up first.