Techmaru vs Nrg (RAP BATTLE)

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Thadius1995
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Dec 29, 2012 12:51 AM #832821
Quote from GroundXero
If you're having rap problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, but rap ain't one.
No matter how it goes, all the lines will close
On your rap career, come on man, No one's sold.
You're all so bad, your flow and lyrics broke
so here we are, getting owned my lyrical blows.
I don't know what ya'll take me as
or understand the intelligence that GX has.
You're all here scrambling, scavenging through the rags
but you just can't seem to gather up enough of that swag.
trying to keep up with this, just try and beat the competition
All your attempts are just results of that real stupid superstition.
I'd like to stay and teach ya'll, but there's just one thing son
I got 99 problems but rap ain't one.
Hit me.

"But I'm not a rapper" lol

If you wanna learn rap battle, ask lycan.
He know his shit.



this girls a joke artist, yup, a crappy one
you're better off shooting your self with a 38 hand gun
.....cause climbing up this mountian, you're week
i'll leave you like chocking bird just to shit and squeak
you in't detriot, i'm the d,
you're the new kid on the block
bout to get smack back to the bondocks
stupid nazi, your squad in't ya type
take some real advice
and forn a group with vanilla ice
and what i tell you, you beter use it
thi girl's a hill billy, this i'nt welly nelson music.
trailer trash, i'll take you to your last breath
and have you looking stupid like if you just shot your self
exero, i don't even know why they call you that
its like your a rabiit with a face that looks like a bat
and if you ack up, you will get jaked up
and left looking like tena turner when she got smaked up
i'll crack your raping blade
make you drop so hard that elvis starts turning in his grave
i don't even know why they let you out in the dark
you need to take a deep in the pond in the training park



i'm kidding xero
i'm just kiding arround too
NrgFA i vote for you
Mark XD
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Dec 29, 2012 1:19 AM #832854
wow,you guys are really good at rap, i gonna try to make up something,

ok ok ok here goes nothing
i gonna try to make up something
cause i'ma crime stopper
a party popper
so now all you guys can say i'm the worst rapper,


lol, i'm awesome, yeah :D
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Dec 29, 2012 1:28 AM #832859
Quote from Mark XD
wow,you guys are really good at rap, i gonna try to make up something,

ok ok ok here goes nothing
i gonna try to make up something
cause i'ma crime stopper
a party popper
so now all you guys can say i'm the worst rapper,


lol, i'm awesome, yeah :D

Quote from Thadius1995
this girls a joke artist, yup, a crappy one
you're better off shooting your self with a 38 hand gun
.....cause climbing up this mountian, you're week
i'll leave you like chocking bird just to shit and squeak
so all your crap shit, save it for storage
cause this is battle, u don't belong your a tourist
so take your stupid words and lyrics all away
cause this is a rapbattle, and balay is another way




i'm just kiding arround too
NrgFA i vote for you


Oh, lol sorry Thadius, I'm the worst at catching jokes.
:P
Also nice rap Red. :D
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Dec 29, 2012 1:41 AM #832869
Quote from techmaru
Oh, lol sorry Thadius, I'm the worst at catching jokes.
:P
Also nice rap Red. :D


i edited the upper rap so it isn't like thay qoute any more
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Dec 29, 2012 1:41 AM #832870
Lookie here you two, I'll spit this slowly for you.
Because your lyrical capacity is lacking, and your IQ too.
You gotta make sure that you're not high when you start writing rhymes.
You wrote bad lines and stumbled over them like thousand times.

NRG's rap was slightly less terrible, which means that he won.
Now that I'v dissed you both and voted, my work here is done.
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Dec 29, 2012 1:43 AM #832874
Quote from Leokill
Lookie here you two, I'll spit this slowly for you.
Because your lyrical capacity is lacking, and your IQ too.
You gotta make sure that you're not high when you start writing rhymes.
You wrote bad lines and stumbled over them like thousand times.

NRG's rap was slightly less terrible, which means that he won.
Now that I'v dissed you both and voted, my work here is done.


Nice rap, but NrgFa was being unfair and cut out a part of his rap and mine to make me look stupid. :I
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Dec 29, 2012 1:54 AM #832883
I never took out a part of your rap,unless you mean I was replying to what you said.


Quote from Leokill
Lookie here you two, I'll spit this slowly for you.
Because your lyrical capacity is lacking, and your IQ too.
You gotta make sure that you're not high when you start writing rhymes.
You wrote bad lines and stumbled over them like thousand times.

NRG's rap was slightly less terrible, which means that he won.
Now that I'v dissed you both and voted, my work here is done.


I don't really see how red letters and critisizing is dissing.
Mark XD
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Dec 29, 2012 1:55 AM #832887
Quote from Leokill
Lookie here you two, I'll spit this slowly for you.
Because your lyrical capacity is lacking, and your IQ too.
You gotta make sure that you're not high when you start writing rhymes.
You wrote bad lines and stumbled over them like thousand times.

NRG's rap was slightly less terrible, which means that he won.
Now that I'v dissed you both and voted, my work here is done.



IQ? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THERE NO IQ WHEN IT COME TO RAP DUDE, ITS JUST RAP, IQ IS FOR ROCKET SCIENCE AND SHIZZ

yo, thadius, dis this guy for me
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Dec 29, 2012 1:55 AM #832888
Quote from NrgFA
I never took out a part of your rap,unless you mean I was replying to what you said.


Yea because remember I said, "Hop of my dick" :I
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Dec 29, 2012 1:56 AM #832890
You call this good rap
But all I see is crap
I find this completely retarded
All things you have said
Not gonna vote
For the shits you wrote
Both side are the same
Stupid and lame

Haha I dunno I'm not a rapper.
Just kidding but I mean it lol.
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Dec 29, 2012 1:58 AM #832891
Quote from Xrebellion
You call this good rap
But all I see is crap
I find this completely retarded
All things you have said
Not gonna vote
For the shits you wrote
Both side are the same
Stupid and lame

Haha I dunno I'm not a rapper.
Just kidding but I mean it lol.


I am not very good at coming up with raps in like 20 seconds.We didn't take our time on this.
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Dec 29, 2012 2:00 AM #832893
Quote from Mark XD
IQ? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THERE NO IQ WHEN IT COME TO RAP DUDE, ITS JUST RAP, IQ IS FOR ROCKET SCIENCE AND SHIZZ

yo, thadius, dis this guy for me


i can't, he is honorable stickpage member, and even if i say no offence, it my still get offensive
so lets just keep it between me, you, techmaru, and nrgfa
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Dec 29, 2012 2:07 AM #832900
No IQ needed?
Are you that retarded?
Maybe you want to go to school
Before going here and acting cool

lol wut
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Dec 29, 2012 2:08 AM #832902
Quote from Xrebellion
You call this good rap
But all I see is crap
I find this completely retarded
All things you have said
Not gonna vote
For the shits you wrote
Both side are the same
Stupid and lame

Haha I dunno I'm not a rapper.
Just kidding but I mean it lol.


Let me repeat what you said in reply to this.


You call this rap I call it crap
Your shit skits disgust me
You have a helmet to cover your fucked up face.
whats your race based off of, monkey's?


No offense. :P
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Dec 29, 2012 2:09 AM #832903
What a fun ten minutes of my life wasted.
Most of what I see here seems to be distasted.
Focus on the meaning, it's not just about the rhyme.
But I guess you can keep at it, it's just a matter of time.
So far this took 50 seconds, yep, just now.
I'm not sure what to finish with, so I'll leave just saying cow.
I'm not into rap, so can't be arse to give this a real try.
That is all. So kfanxbai.