News:
-Mark XD is the referee, he should be responsible of collecting valuable raps that can prove worth in the future.
-This is Season 1, the first season ends when this thread dies (if it really does), so Mark, better keep a text file >:3

Note for Mark:
-This is kinda like an everybody battle, a ramble, each side represent each users, so just try to collect it.

Note for Rappers:
-Making rhymes ain't enough niggas, put some effort and meaning to it. To all who doesn't know how to rap, you'll just improve by doing so.

Featured? Lolwut? I didn't agree to this.

Whatever, I'll just quote my old post, then.

Quote from Leokill

Ha.

Enjoy your serving.

EDIT:

The song: http://www.fileize.com/view/782072fa-584/

The lyrics:

I was too hard you say? Well that's just too bad, cuz imma go even harder on this yo' LIKE I'M MAD!
My flow's like a river but no, not one of water, no my flows like a river of blood, because I slaughter.


Yea I said slaughter you heard right. And I'm a man of my word so strap your seatbelts and sit tight, it's alright.
I'll apply my rap-tastic abilities. I'll use your agony to fuel my symphonies.

Bitch you shoulda brought a mic to fight me with your puny rhymes don't match my grimy lines that I can spit at you, you little shit
I'll just annihilate, obliterate your second rate raps. You shoulda' thought before you went and spat your crap on my doormat.

You say you're joking, well aren't you one fucking funny comedian, so sophisticated, I almost thought you were saudi-arabian.
I can't get enough of your feeble attempts, babbling n' fumbling, look at my sig, read it, There's beauty in your suffering

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Y U NO PUT ME UP THAR! :P
Thanks Fordz,hopefully my thread doesn't get so much attention from now on.

Quote from Leokill

Featured? Lolwut? I didn't agree to this.

Whatever, I'll just quote my old post, then.

I want that song without the voice .-.

Quote from Leokill

Featured? Lolwut? I didn't agree to this.

Whatever, I'll just quote my old post, then.

*Too awesome, ~Downloading~*
This was for Thaddius1995, let's wait for him to rape... err rap you, lol


Yo Leokill, be all out on him, you should,
He ain't so easy, be persistent, he could,
So give it all out on this piece of poo,
'Cuz I'm battling with him right now too.

Anyway, to avoid getting grudges, please put *Kidding for Fun* at the bottom.
*Kidding for Fun :)

I like how some people actually took my joke post seriously.

Quote from Leokill

I like how some people actually took my joke post seriously.

Maybe you suck at jokes...

Quote from LFlL0

Maybe you suck at jokes...

http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?48177-Techmaru-vs-Nrg-(RAP-BATTLE)&p=834105&viewfull=1#post834105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BrkmIqUXck

Nah, they're just that oblivious to satire.

Quote from Fordz

Oh yeah, better believe me my slave
Go back and sleep in your ridiculous cave
Your just a caveman brought back by history
I'm smarter than you so try to fucking test me

You know, you're just someone who needs attention
All those raps, they don't have the cool tension
So shit, I'm freezin? So yeah, I'm cool?
Cooler than you, I'll make you drool

I ain't rappin' for food, I'm rappin to rape ya
Oh, what a small weaner, you're worthless you faggot
You're just a fucking piece of shit, oh hubba-hubba
You're crawling like a slimy vulnerable maggot

I ain't fat, bitch, you are you shit!
Sloppy as that fat guy, Santa Clause
So don't you HoHo me, or you'll cease to exist
In this cruel, cruel world that never pause.

Yeah, I waz lazy. Kidding for fun.
Was lazy, gotta sleep, it's midnight.

dude thanks for not giving up just yet
and leokill, i battling against fordz right now, i'll get you guys later




so everybody that is not gay
put ya mother fu*king hands up in anyway
.. everybody that is not gay
put ya mother fu*king hands up
look look
now while he sands tough
notice that this man did not have his hands up
your rap shit, have got you gased up
now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3, and to the 4
1 pac, 2 pac, 3 pac, whore
4pac, 3pac, 2 pac's, 1
your pac, he's pac, no pac's, none

this guy aint no motherfu*king MC
i know everything he's got ta say againsts me
your defenetely shit, yup a fu*king bom
a parrow dude sleeping in a trailer wid your mom
i saw them hanging out on a nasty .com


you really think you got what it takes
you're sitting on your couch fat eating ricecakes
get ta fu*k up and learn some thing for once
stipid gay bird, men are always in your thoughts

you really think that black jackets gonna make you look cool
look at your gay face, you're as stupid as a mule
but all of that shit i'm shore you know is not new
so get the fu*k of the thread boy if you can't spew





and for leokill:


loe, leo
i know that you've been here so long, so long so long solong
so i'm just gonna take this time just so i can fisted you, kill you

so i know you get what i saying mother fu*ker
so iam gonna give you it quick, dick su*ker
stop geting so much screws pulled out your ass
aleast, com'om dude, let a day pass

everytime someone says something you don't like,
you hit the full moon, big bad wolf's night
you aint as cruel as you think you is,
your using a big fat pop up book with rhymes for kids


yeah you know what i'm saying, cause i'm the MC
your raps sounds so bad, that i fall to sleep
this aint rocket sience like another dude said
what the fu*k man, your IQ's dead

you need to take life one day at a time
and stop getting up so early to go n' fap online
stay calm dude, no body asked you
every single shit i said, you know that its true
so next time you see a thread,
keep your mouth shut, or else you're dead




*Kidding for Fun, we're just joking around

This is a joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gyLR4NfMiI
this is a rap i wrote and sung. chris brown is my stage name.

I never agreed, or was told of this.
Why was I not told?

LEMME RAP Y'ALL i wanna join this thing. anyone can join right?