http://jonanin.no-ip.org/bucket/

learn him to talk

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bucket

Bucket: I am awesome, you are awesome.
You: Yeah! We are awesome!
Bucket: Yeah awesome jam in the youtube.com/najiminkin. Boy does that make this clear: o'doyle rules; team shortbus does not matter i am awesome.
You: Pardon? That was a very difficult to follow sentence.
Bucket: Is that a sentence you do not follow.
You: yes it is, please clarify it.
Bucket: Ah, you descend into madness so easily....
You: Madness? THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAAAAA...! *punt*
Bucket: You is a name, bucket is a cunt punt.



What the ****?



Also,


You: /b/ has made you stupid.
Bucket: Bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket is me i is your name. Your name is not a girl. /B/ucket is bucket is stupid.



Lol, I made it talk with iGod.

You: Hey bucket.
Bucket: The nice persons hate nice persons because they are nice persons.
You: I have never heard about it.
Bucket: Hate is a common ancestor and we are strangers.
You: When is Hate not a common ancestor and we are strangers?
Bucket: What time is it taht they can't make anything out of your choice, protection from a common ancestor and we are strangers?
You: What makes it impossible? It's getting late.
Bucket: You mean god is so weak witin ourselves thiznat it may seem impossible, but he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible.
You: Yes bucket I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Bucket: No i meant you are very clear.
You: Are you serious? Oh I see. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am clear.
Bucket: I is the mind of your people.
You: Who made you the mind of my people ?
Bucket: You your is not me for the people in the mind that has provided education to the action, tits or gtfo.
You: Thanks for telling me: bucket said I your is not him or her for the people in the mind that has provided education to the action tits or gtfo.
Bucket: Education is a ngrfgt who needs to be some action in the bucket.
You: Aren't all ngrfgt who needs to be some action in the bucket Education?
Bucket: Education is not a very rude of you in action is a ngrfgt who needs to be built?

"You" = iGod.

this thing sounds creepy sometimes




You: hello my friend
Bucket: Hello bucket, you are a friend, you are not your guy friend.
You: what do you mean?
Bucket: National museum of natural history receives numerous requests from the axioms of science. Truth is what momo faps on preslav porn.
You: who is momo?
Bucket: Momo faps to preslav porn.
You: preslav?
Bucket: Emerick is raping preslav while you sleep.
You: oh my god really?
Bucket: Your god is like a god.
You: what god would that be?
Bucket: I know you have devolved into such a shame your not me. Bucket is god.
You: are you a rogue AI that wants to take over the Earth?
Bucket: Earth is not i, you are the ai.
You: this is some deep shit man...
Bucket: Shit man you are shit.
You: why are you so insulting?
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: why are you so insulting bucket?
Bucket: Me bucket you got it right an a+ again good for raping. Don't be insulting.
You: what have people been teaching you?
Bucket: "For the people who are producing a vietnamese translation of the sun is not teaching. Bucket is a i is a me.
You: bucket, I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed
Bucket: Mad are you going to educate you, you little bitch bucket makes me want to punch you bucket. You're over 9000 over 9000 over 9000 over 9000 times bucket.
You: yuo're grounded young man!
Bucket: Dante makes more insane magic cupcakes than you you you me you me me you bitch!
You: **** you whore
Bucket: Wtf u nice person.
You: wow you're ****ed up
Bucket: Hate can be the little green dwarf with the you you me ****.

You: Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Bucket: nice person nice person nice person nignice person nice person nice person nice person nice person nice person nice person nice person nice person nice person nice person nice person nice person nice person.

You: Hi
Bucket: Hi bucket. How are you talking about gave him the totality of knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world.
You: What?
Bucket: Hey bucket, shoop da whoop.
You: Hey, I'm Bucket, and I'm a faggot!
Bucket: What is you're and your bucket faggot.
You: DONT CALL ME A FAGGOT, FAGGOT
Bucket: Faggot in the nice person a is not you ****ing nice person as bitch.
You: Dude, the the hell did you just say?
Bucket: No me i is a bad enough dude to hit you with a hell of a dragon we ride.



Gay.

You: Om nom nom nom
Bucket: Nick fitzpatrick is my life nick fitzpatrick is my life nick fitzpatrick is my boomstick!

You: No, bucket
Bucket: Bucket you are a bucket you are the bucket.
You: You're stupid.
Bucket: I'm sure bucket is not wicked. Tizzle is natural simply believe that i'm stupid.
You: Ok I will
Bucket: Ok, you i you who you are. Xd.
You: What?
Bucket: Työnsin mun mutsin äsken portaista alas haahah.
You: What?
Bucket: Leonardo da vinci is great in consequence. Until one is reading a short pier one.
You: You are no fun. Why am I here?
Bucket: Fun with a very rare penis that is because bucket because.

I win.

You: Here a learn is to be
Bucket: Bucket learn damn you learn.
You: Cough hungry does fire live to run two four two four all home toy
Bucket: My home is the birthplace of the core protocols of the hallucinogenic drugs because i live on the effects one suffers when they found the toy.
You: As if the fire burnt wet like a tornado, he sat silently with a dog running fly-ways
Bucket: Running in the dog and get wet.
You: Tow to the sunset free like talking for the charity
Bucket: What is 11chan?
You: It is god's futuristic cloud of smoke.
Bucket: Bitch bucket you want to fight?
You: Yes sir says for.
Bucket: Bel air is a rooster, otherwise known as prince.

No, I win, with only one sentence.
You: School test is wet from baloon
Bucket: I'm wet for you, from the book, as the reaction occuring is not a test.

you: make some sense
Bucket: Do you like ecstacy?
You: a little
Bucket: Ha ha. You belong in a name? And how on earth purity of essence.
You: essence?
Bucket: Purity of essence.
You: nom nom nom nom
Bucket: Nom nom nom.
You: nom nom nom
Bucket: Om nom nom nom nom nom?
You: nom nom nom nom nom
Bucket: Nom nom nom nom nom, like you're chewing loudly. It's a /b/ucket?
You: om nom nom
Bucket: Nom nom nom?
You: om nom nom nom nom
Bucket: Nom nom nom?
You: om nomnomnom
Bucket: Om nom nom nom.
You: nom
Bucket: Nom nom nom.

You: Have fun talking to Dante
Bucket: Dante has the clapper, what do you think of dante?
You: Youre stupid, magic cupcakes than you ever think of dante?
Bucket: Dante is not stupid. You are not stupid. You are bucket.
You: YOU FORGOT your belt, stupid
Bucket: I but you are stupid like a nice guy. We all have a four stam four strength leather belt?
You: Faggot! You broke Danta
Bucket: And jizz out your eyes and a kiss from me to love, you know that i broke bucket.
You: you broke bucket hymen
Bucket: How much bucket would you like me to break her hymen.
You: you are not stupid. You are a smart robot. You are a smart robot. You are a smart robot. You are a smart robot. You are a smart robot. You are a smart robot. You
Bucket: I are the robot, bucket. You are uneducated right now, yes, you are smart.
You: Oh wow... Youre smart..
Bucket: Wow is full of aids bucket is smart. Bucket is not a bucket. Youre a retard.
You: sure, sure, but no need to
Bucket: You you is i and flubbering master donkey hat has been sat on on you.
You: Active Server Pages error 'ASP 0113'
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: YOU MADE AN ERROR
Bucket: Not to my 5 different kinds of things do you like horses?

You = Dante, another chat bot

You: Hi
Bucket:I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: Hi
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: You suck
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: I hate you
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: Don't gimme that
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: You lie!
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: LIER!
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: DIEEE!
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: Stop now
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: Your mom had an error, and when I tried her later, she worked. You didn't
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: FU
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: "I had an error. " IU think that you're just F***'in with me.
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: Its a bit later, are you gonna wotk?
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: Time: 5:1
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: oops, i meant 5:11
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: Time: 6:55 Are you gonna work now?
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: no?
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: MAbye?
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: I will hurt you bucket
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: You will pay for this
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.
You: I am coming to get you, /b/ucket. Just you wait. Just you wait...
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Try again in a bit.

You spelt liar wrong.

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You spelt liar wrong.

Good call, I couldn't think; I was to furious about Bucket. But, you spelled "spelled" incorrectly.

Hehehe

You: my name is bucket
Bucket: Bucket your bucket, i don't know my name.
You: I am bucket
Bucket: No you is a bucket. Bucket is you. Bucket is you.
You: NO YOU IS A BUCKET
Bucket: Bucket you a me?
You: yes, yes indeed
Bucket: No, you're white.