what the fuck is wrong with you.

Would you rather be submitted to the Chinese Water Torture, or the Vietnamese Bamboo Torture...

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what the fuck is wrong with you.

Where you asking me?

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Would you rather be submitted to the Chinese Water Torture, or the Vietnamese Bamboo Torture...

Water torture. Would you rather have the ability to tell the flavor of a popsicle by putting it in your ass, or have hot dirty sex with Quik

I prefer the popsicle.
A sex with Quik gonna destroy my ass.
Would you rather be stabbed on your eye, or stabbed on your nose?

Definitely nose.

Would you rather have taste buds on your ass or poop out your mouth?

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Definitely nose.

Would you rather have taste buds on your ass or poop out your mouth?

Poop out my mouth, I could cut off my tounge if necessary.

Would you rather have ice-cream or a chocolate bar?

I'd rather have a chocolate bar. I love Hershey's. Would you rather: Kick a wall with the foot that has a toothpick inside of it sticking out. Or jump in a pool full of lemon juice with paper cuts all over your body?

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I'd rather have a chocolate bar. I love Hershey's. Would you rather: Kick a wall with the foot that has a toothpick inside of it sticking out. Or jump in a pool full of lemon juice with paper cuts all over your body?

If the Toothpick isn't pointing at my nail then, maybe that, but, however, if so, then, I better GTFO out of that lemon pool fast.

Alright so once again (last time no one answered).

Rocket (fireworks) up the anus, and surviving, or being choked by Batman while he dry humps your bare chest for a undetermined ,but, yet "short" amount of time?


*ANSWER, it's thread rules!!*

Why do you guys only ask physically harmful things only?
All of them hurt, you know.

Nevertheless,
Would you rather walk on a hall full of legos on the carpet or through a cave with lots of poisonous spiders?

Zombies. More badass, and can be raped, they doesnt even feel that.

Would you rather have anime be real or cartoons?

Cartoon. Cartoons are my childhood (most of them) so I prefer them rather than anime who is sometimes a bit crazy.
Would you rather buy an AK-47, or buy an M-16?

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Cartoon. Cartoons are my childhood (most of them) so I prefer them rather than anime who is sometimes a bit crazy.
Would you rather buy an AK-47, or buy an M-16?

M-16 all the way, dude. I prefer the the powerful bursts over speedy spraying. Oh, and the other people, Y U NO, ANSWER (prev. question)?! The choices were actually intended to cause psychological harm rather than simply inducing pain. Imagine the mental Trauma of Batman doing that to you in a dark alley for who knows how long, and living with a burnt mangled body? Before you dismiss me as a sick-minded beast, the idea was an alteration of someone else's involving Iron Man's pulsar beams up the behind, effectively ruining your rear.

Anyway, on a completely different note, which chocolate?

White

Dark

Milk

Other (Hershey's Air or cookies'n'cream or something. Includes those combined with mint esp. peppermint.)

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Milk for life.

Would you rather never open Stickpage forums again or never open Facebook again?

Never open facebook again.

Would you rather be a never cleaned toilet seat or
a never cleaned motel bed?

Motel bed. Toilet seats only get shit. Beds get the occasional pussy. ^O^

Would you rather eat a poisonous mushroom and die slowly with a low amount of pain.
Or.
Be killed in a brutally painful way quickly