penis sized shit

you you rather have sandpaper hands or no genitals?

Use the internet forever without eating food. Pretty much what I do anyways.

Would you rather have the mind of an ant and the body of a person or the mind of a person and the body of an ant?

Mind of an ant and body of a person.
Would you rather be an albino jaguar, or an albino cheetah?

Albino Cheetah, SPEED FTW.

Would you rather saw off your hand by yourself or have someone else saw off your entire arm?

Saw off my hand.
Would you rather be famous for doing nothing or being very-skilled but not recognized ?

Famous for doing nothing, no contest.

Would you rather pull all of your hair out, or pull all of your toenails out?

Hair. Makes me look like I support a friend with Cancer.


Would you rather be nice or rude?

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Hair. Makes me look like I support a friend with Cancer.


Would you rather be nice or rude?

Rude. because I don't know sometimes being nice gives other people advantages towards you.

would you rather up to cinnamon challenge or salt and ice?

salt and ice . no way am i burning up ma mouth. would you rather die fighting 100 soldiers or die at the hands of the love of your life

The love of my Life cause her short ass can't do SHIT to me, physically ;n;

Would you rather take a 10ft dildo up the asshole to save your mom or eat a plate of shit and throw-up from the 2 Girls 1 Cup video ?

Die at the hands of the love of my life.

Would you rather be humiliated in front of a crowd of your peers that you see often on a daily basis, or would you rather be humiliated in front of a group of loved ones-family and friends. And by humiliated I mean extremely badly, you would think of it every time you had to face them.

Edit: looks like I was ninja'd.

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The love of my Life cause her short ass can't do SHIT to me, physically ;n;

Would you rather take a 10ft dildo up the asshole to save your mom or eat a plate of shit and throw-up from the 2 Girls 1 Cup video ?

I think this is stupid. A dildo that long would kill you so I'd have to disqualify your question, or at the very least choose the latter over death.

Friends. They would know I was drunk.

Would you rather go skydiving or have a day driving a formula 1 car?

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Friends. They would know I was drunk.

Would you rather go skydiving or have a day driving a formula 1 car?

Skydiving, I'd probably wreck the car.

Would you rather kill your dad or your mom?

my dad
would you rather
find out your girlfriend has a d***
or
have no friends

Find out my girlfriend has a dick. I aint got a problem with that.

Would you rather paint a bad mural in a place that everyone will see or paint a beautiful mural in a place very few people will see?