That just sounds like the worst. I can't stand when a somewhat attractive if not decent person tries talking to me and by the way they talk it's apparent that English is their primary language and they talk with a sixth grade level. This one girl used to want my dick so badly, and to be honest she was rather easy on the eyes. Unfortunately for her I'm the kind of guy that if I can't hold a conversation with you I don't want any acquaintanceship with you. Fucking cockroaches.

You're my hero. A lot of people here don't take conversation into consideration when dating someone. But I think that's highschool, not just the area.

High school to me and a lot of my friends is all about popularity and whether or not you were a virgin. To be honest the reason I was a virgin all throughout high school was because the school I went to is a good 80% black population all of which meet the typical stereotypes for black people. Now living in a college town also has its perks because the college in my town is female dominated as it used to be an all girls school so it's awesome. I'm one of those guys who has standards though. I'm more of a gentleman than I am a "guy". I'm not just going to fuck some dumb bitch whose near future is to be a single mom living at home with her parents without the ability to get their kid the toys on t.v adds because she isn't 18, for the sake of not being fucked with on occasion about being a virgin. Wasn't a big deal to me.

Shit son, makes sense. I will never be popular so that's never been an ambition I've understood. What are your standards?

Most important is the appearance because it's a conversation starter unless I know you, but I don't have unbearably high appearance standards. I love attractive eyes, which generally to me are blue or green eyes. I'm more of a dark haired kind of guy. Blonde's have no place in my heart, but dirty blonde's are okay. I'm more of a boob guy than I am an ass guy, and in which case it isn't always the size that counts. Perkiness always plays a roll, but typically the bigger the better. I like it when they fit if not a little too large for my hand. I love Hershey kiss nipples, brooklyn pepperoni's have no place in my heart. I actually pissed this one girl off because she wanted me so badly and one day at lunch I had a conversation with my dewd's about how pepperoni nipples are gross lol. I like my women with some meat on their bones. Too much is a bad thing, typically a girl that is 5'6" can weigh anywhere from 140ibs-180ibs before it becomes an issue with me. If she's too skinny I'm going to break her. Plain and simple. I'm no chubby chaser though. No outrageous piercings, and no visible tattoos. This is a given coming from a household where wearing black is frowned upon. I personally don't find outrageous tattoos that appealing and some piercings on certain people make me want to blow chunks. Other than appearance I care about the persons ability to speak and comprehend English. I dislike little kids because it's hard to explain things to them sometimes, so I hate it when I feel like I'm talking to a little kid all the damn time. I like intelligence in a person. If it takes you three weeks to figure out how to set up a wireless router I do not want to fuck you. I like compelling interests, if we agreed on everything all of the time I'm the type of person that would get bored. I don't like someone that pushes their beliefs on others as I wouldn't try to convince everyone that humanity is a plague and we all deserve to be purged in fire. A nice laugh. Not one of those "is there something wrong with my new car?" laughs. A cute smile is always something fun. Someone that doesn't try to act like a big shot in public or get too involved in a conversation when they have something to say. Overall I guess a pretty down to earth kind of girl with a lot of love to give. I'm tough, but flexible.

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If it takes you three weeks to figure out how to set up a wireless router I do not want to fuck you.

Christ that made my day. Well at least you know what you're looking for in a person, I envy that.

I'm glad that I brought you joy haha. It's something I've thought about quite a lot. I guess it's more of how I define what a good person is and knowing what I like.
The way I see it though you can't truly love someone else until you first learn to love yourself. Otherwise relationships are ghetto.

Ill read through the rest of that interesting convo later, but we watched a more modern version of an Anne Frank story today.

I just gotta say, this girl is obsessed with her period, she said and I quote
"Margot, when did you get your period?"
"I'm tired of everyone calling me a girl, I want to be a woman."

Then later when they went into hiding, she woke up in the middle of the night and stood up to go to the bathroom, you saw a stain of blood on her sheets.
I facepalmed very hard.

The next day while her sister was taking a bath she said "Do you notice anything different about me?" With a smile on her face.
I muttered
"Dear God."
Out loud, it seemed others were thinking it too because everyone including the teacher laughed for a while.