The 53 second win.
I played this guy in a previous match on Grass Hills, since Grass Hills is so large I start with archer and miner. I beat his archer and sword (archer in front) by retreating back to my base where my own sword came out and the archer and sword were beside each other. I killed them and he surrendered.
This 53 second win, he tried to copy my archer start and failed because it was on the desert map, too short bro. I killed his archer and started attacking his miners. He surrendered.
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