The Rap/Poetry Thread

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Jan 17, 2013 5:16 AM #853322
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Tag Team Battle

This will be a team based rap battle that the community will vote on. Their votes will determine the winners and I'll keep track of how many competitions you win on the front page. Want some more respect? Want to show people how well you rap? Want to dominate your friends or enemies? You should participate.

Rules


Because this is the first one I'm going to keep it relatively small to ensure we finish in a timely manner. Meaning only 3 members per team.
Post on the thread which team you'd like to be on and I'll add you to it. Once the teams are filled I'll send each one of you a pm indicating how much time you have to make your rap.
You can do whatever you want with your rap, the only information you will have is the members of the enemy team.
Once everyone pms me their rap I'll post a voting thread and let the community choose the winning team.

Teams-3 members per team(for now)




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Origin


Apparently the old thread died because everyone left it except for me and NrgFA. So this will be the new thread to play with words.



What it's about


For anyone who doesn't know what this thread is about allow me to explain. You simply post some poetry in the form of rap. This includes any kind of rap, but I assume most people will be doing rap battles. These are just for fun and should not be taken personally.


Format/requirements

This is a place for posting some of your raps, and getting some competition and criticism. So for now I won't be grading raps and keeping scores. The only rule I ask you to follow is to make sure to put thought into your stuff.

Well have fun guys!



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Jan 17, 2013 4:30 PM #853526
Yoyo you sucked
harder than your mam last night,
That bitch got fucked,
like her pussy was tight.
Unlike your mother, I spit stuff out,
My raps are smooth like a cuddle,
But a cuddle with your mam's mouth
Cobalt, you're gonna get fucked,
Advice numba 1, shut the fuck up!
Because I fill yo mams pussy with my erection,
Pull the trigger, bam!!! Smith'n'Wesson.
ha that's funny coz it means two things
Either I shot your mam with cum,
And or you've got 2 twins.
Advice numbah 2: Back down son
you can't win this battle Cause I already won
Huh
Out.
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Jan 17, 2013 5:23 PM #853554
Nice one Cobalt
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Jan 17, 2013 9:28 PM #853727
Wasup peeps! Cruel's back for some more
but I wont hear yo pussy ass rap anymore
We want good shit, that's what this thread is for
If you don't think its good then yall can see to the door

I been starting simple? let me get complex
Ill bust you ass quick so try not to get upset

Im tired of hearin raps bout how you fucked my mom.
That shits false, she cock blocked you at your highschool prom.

If you really wanted you could fuck my step dad.
Cus yo gay ass would, don't try and deny that.



Edit: Ill try and make something longer for next time. c:
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Jan 17, 2013 10:17 PM #853788
So if you mean by complex,
That I should fuck a person from a different sex,
I think you should go back to school,
Or is it ironic that your mother is still is in an education pool.
I mean, just cause she's a MILF doesn't mean nothing,
apart from the fact she hasn't graduated for something.
Dude, you could'a should'a messed with another guy
Or at least a person who hasn't died
Because it takes a man to be dead to not exceed your rhymes
To be honest your face should be rubbed into a steady pace of grime.
Hah.
A pity you...
Your rap was pretty cute,
but a gun barrel doesn't appreciate cute when it shoots
Bang Bang Bitch
That's what he said,
Or she said,
But I don't care as long as you're dead.
I'll extend my sentences just to give you a brief idea,
Life doesn't get more complicated than this to clear:
"Ill bust you ass quick so try not to get upset"
Isn't such an epic threat,
But bitch please don't crawl your ass back,
When I curbstomp your face till it cracks.
Out boi..
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Jan 17, 2013 10:51 PM #853821
Bitch I been in Chicago, the south side
You mouth keeps flappin and its getting pretty wide
with all the shit that you talk, we all think you a sewer
the people that like you get fewer and fewer
son I don't care if Im new here
but it don't matter cus ill hit you with my truck like a dumb deer
splatter your brains on my car and scratchin the paint
You think you'll live through it? cus you aint.
and nobody here thinks you a saint
cus when I walk in the room all the pretty bitches faint
pretty bitch? whoops, that's you
you only bang milfs because that's all you CAN do.
your raps are getting old, and so are women you fuck.
girls 50 through 60 year olds? yuck.
HA! you think my rap was cute?
what are you ten? bitch ill give your ass the boot.
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Jan 18, 2013 12:21 AM #853936
Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty
Both your raps were pretty gritty
And it's a gosh darn pity
That they couldn't be a bit more witty
I admit there were some clever lines
But you should rewrite your designs
When you write a good diss
It should be smooth like a kiss
You don't have to fill it with piss
When you read it, you should be filled with bliss
A good diss should be just like this

Hey you there cuddy
Stop rapping about milfs buddy
Otherwise this will get bloody
I hope you're a quick study
Cause I'm about to educate you
Your raps present a skew view
You're trying to sound big and bad
You just sound like a pig who's mad
Stop talking about fucking old women
Just sit back and listen

I'm starting to think you're trying to trick everyone
You're a woman, maybe even a lesbian
That's the truth ain't it?
That's why you talk so much shit
You're trying to compensate for you're missing dick
I can say this with a clear conscience, cause I ain't into feminism
Bitch, get back in the kitchen!
Make me a sandwich while you're at it
See that's how you spit

Get it yet you dyke?
You're lines are sour like a Mike and Ike
You're a cheap candy rapper
Oops I meant wrapper
I'm not even shitting you
keep this shit up and I'll be hitting you
When your words have meaning
They can truly be demeaning

Wanna give up and apologize
When it comes to rap I monopolize
I control everything just give up and learn to harmonize
You can work with me and do what I say
You get to write rhymes for no pay
It's obvious I just owned you
Not to mention I own you
Little slave, you had a decent debut
But now you speak on my cue

Ok now here's you cue. Go!
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Jan 18, 2013 12:40 AM #853960
Guys,stay away
cobalt's mine
Hes merely saying "Hey!"
he'll kill your lives of nine
Alright Cobot
Its me,your favorite opponent
Imma battle you & what-not
Get what I just meant?
at the top of the tower
we are standing here rapping
We have the main power
while the others are napping
we're gonna rap battle
but push the others out of the way
they all better skid-daddle
cuz if they don't we'll have a delay
We're going to continue this battle
yeah,you and I
we made it here now,
but its time you said bye!!
Imma counter you with a kick
won't hurt a bit!
But Imma swing up with a punch
I just fed you your lunch
A kick to that face
throw you all over da' place!!
To the ground you fall;
but from you I know thats not all!!

*Cobalt gets back up*
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Jan 18, 2013 12:43 AM #853963
Yo, my dog cobalt, calm your ass down
before I use my boss status just to boss you around
That a rap your spittin? all I hear is white sound
Your worthless, your rap style isnt found

Ill be rippin on your ass like a blood hound
There aint no one that can stop me in this pussy ass town
Not you or cuddy or any other clown
You guys are fuckin adjectives. Im the noun.

There aint no stopping me
Im like a damn hyperbole
I write another verse you see
and everyone is lovin me

My raps aint long, and that's cus they don't have to be
Im sittin in my mansion while countin stacks of money
Need no expansion cus that's just my personality
Ill be schooling all yall and that's just the reality
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Jan 18, 2013 1:13 AM #854005
XD I can't stop laughing on how you used grammar to say we are a tag-along xD
But adjectives describe nouns,yo!
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Jan 18, 2013 1:23 AM #854023
To, I came around checking this new spot
And I gotta admit that this is turning out to be pretty hot
Maybe this time it won't die and rot
Since it seems most of y'all getting some real plot

Sad though, though the rhythm has improved ludicrously
That the main theme seems to still be dissing most voraciously
Using words to try wounding emotionally
Can't you use your mind a bit more purposefully

I see lots of good poets
Though you know it
In a form that I will admit
Cause more harm than profit
Them again I ain't a prophet
N'aw I'm just a dude with a bit of wit

So I'm gonna give it another go
See if this time I can throw
Keep it all real with my I'll flow
Keep my beats fast so the rest of y'all seem slow

No I don't want to cause any hate
Wanna spread that love so you can tolerate
As I blatantly procrastinate
In participating in any real rhythmical debate
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Jan 18, 2013 3:23 AM #854152
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Wow, doing three of these at once is tiring. Check em out guys, some lines were pretty cool.
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Jan 18, 2013 3:23 AM #854153
Quote from NrgFA
XD I can't stop laughing on how you used grammar to say we are a tag-along xD
But adjectives describe nouns,yo!


lol im so cleverrr :3 this is REALLY entertaining tho. WE SHOULD MAKE RAP TEAMS. like me and cobalt vs you and cuddy or something like that. just for the hell of it! :D

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You say you're raps are short. Just like your dick?


lmao, I died laughing when I read that xD
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Jan 18, 2013 3:29 AM #854159
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lol im so cleverrr :3 this is REALLY entertaining tho. WE SHOULD MAKE RAP TEAMS. like me and cobalt vs you and cuddy or something like that. just for the hell of it! :D



lmao, I died laughing when I read that xD


Lol I'm glad you liked that one. And that's a great idea about the teams. I'll hear what the others have to say and then we can arrange some. Maybe I could get someone to judge the raps and pick a winning side. Great idea Cruel.
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Jan 18, 2013 3:30 AM #854160
xD Yeah! *hiccup* me and cuddy were good ol' fri*hiccup* friends back in the ol' *hiccup* ol' days. *hiccup*

To Cobalt:

I will pwn you later >:)