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Valentine's Day is a forever constant reminder of our place in this mortal coil

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Feb 16, 2013 7:32 AM #885484
I never had a girlfriend since I rarely got to see a cute enough girl for a long enough time.
So yeah, all my Valentine's days pass by while I just sit there in front of my computer or nagged away by my mom about my fucking homework.
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Feb 16, 2013 7:56 AM #885501
Valentine? Whats that?
I didnt feel any different. Its just more romantic with my hand, thats all...
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Feb 16, 2013 8:02 AM #885506
Quote from GameRat101
Valentine's Day is a girl's holiday.
Free hooker day is a man's holiday.
WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS HOLIDAY?
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Feb 16, 2013 8:11 AM #885516
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WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS HOLIDAY?

You can have it, just prepare some ropes,gags, and other things needed for a hooker.
Maybe you would enjoy having a "little" fun with her.

But if you want something simpler, just mate with you hand.
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Feb 16, 2013 8:25 AM #885525
Children making with your hand.
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Feb 16, 2013 8:57 PM #886148
Quote from MiniMan
WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS HOLIDAY?


Sadly, I don't know.
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Feb 16, 2013 9:00 PM #886153
You could just go to backpage and purchase yourself some company.