Spearton 1:Hey, aren't we from Sparta???
Spearton 2:I guess they made a place called Spearta. sigh*
Archidon: Guys, there's 40 bombers and 2 Giants coming at us!!!
Miner 1:I will save you! Don't worry!
miner gets trampled by bombers*
Miner 2:Guess he was wrong there.
Miner 3:Guess so
SwordWrath 1: Guys there's still 40 bombers and 2 Giants...

Spearton 1:So are we from Sparta or Spearta?

Quote from ShadowyWhisper

Spearton 1:Hey, aren't we from Sparta???
Spearton 2:I guess they made a place called Spearta. sigh*
Archidon: Guys, there's 40 bombers and 2 Giants coming at us!!!
Miner 1:I will save you! Don't worry!
miner gets trampled by bombers*
Miner 2:Guess he was wrong there.
Miner 3:Guess so
SwordWrath 1: Guys there's still 40 bombers and 2 Giants...

Spearton 1:So are we from Sparta or Spearta?

Magikill 1: Get out of the way, you morons... I will FULMINATE these bitches

Quote from jli

Magikill 1: Get out of the way, you morons... I will FULMINATE these bitches

*Bombers run past Electric Wall and suicide-bombs Order Army.*

Young swordwrath: it's dark out here
Marrowkai: hehhehheh he's perfect
young swordwrath: what was that
*Marrowkia hides*
Young swordwrath: uhhhhh better get out of here
Young swordwrath: i'm almost th-
Marrowkia: I'M GOING TO REAP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Young Swordwrath: OH SH-
To Be Continued

Quote from KrayZStick

*Bombers run past Electric Wall and suicide-bombs Order Army.*

Magikill 2: You were supposed to cast the Blast spell you moron.

Albowtross: The bombers cant hit me anyway!

Quote from stickman311

i know chaos better than u guys even without playing it

Please don't go off topic.

Albows: You can't hit me!
Bombers: Bombers. ASSEMBLE!
*20 bombers arrived.
Albows: you still can't hit me!
Bombers: Let's just blast him to smithereens.
*1 bomber blows up.
Albows: WTF? I can be hit?
Albows: Uhmmmm..... No hard feelings?
Bomber:AFLADFAJSDFLKA...ATTACK!!!!
Albows: FUUUUUUUUUUKKK.

Quote from DragonFrost

Oh? Are you sure? List cost of every unit and research, including pop and time to build. Tell me how many hits for a crawler to kill a miner. Do you know? HUH? HUH?

Somewhat 8 hits from crawler to kill miner, I'm estimating.
I'm also estimating, and please note that I didn't check anything such as looking at wiki or anything when doing this amazing list:
Crawler 100 gold, 7/8 sec
Dead 400 gold 200 mana, 14 seconds
Marrowkai 400 gold 400 mana, 20 seconds
Medusa 500 gold 500 mana, 30 seconds
juggerknight 450 gold 50 mana, 20 seconds
bomber 75 gold, 6 seconds
eclipsor 400 gold 150 mana, 20 seconds
giant 1500, 40 seconds

Quote from DragonFrost

Panki, you had chaos longer than me but you didn't know that? T.T chaos players should get to know the race a bit better...

I don't use detonate much. An stick you're an asshole.

Crawlers: Get back in your castle! *attacks*
Miner: Okay! *crawlers leave*
Heh, dumbasses.
Crawlers: Get back in the castle! *attacks miners again*
Castle archer: GET THE FUCK OUT!

We awr da Magikills! And today, we shall summon... UNITY!!! *archidons breaks up and runs all over the place*
Hey, what are you all doing!?!?! I said, UNITY!!!

*crawlers attack the enemy base*
Crawlers: hahaha! Die miners!
*castle archer appears*
Crawlers: OH FUK.
*crawlers run away except one*
*1 crawler runs around dodging arrows*
1 crawler: hahaha! You can't hit me! Guys, go kill the miners while I keep the castle archer busy!
*silence*
1 crawler: Guys? Where are you?
*looks back to find the other crawlers, and gets shot*

*Enemy Spearton runs up and goes into shield wall mode*
*Allied Castle Archer Shoots at Spearton*
*Enemy mob of Swordwraith charge statue*
*Archer keeps shooting at Spearton and not Swordwraith*
Miner: Hey you idiot! SHOOT AT THE FREAKING SWORDWRAITH, THEY'RE DESTROYING THE STATUE!!! MORON!!
*Archer steps behind castle and shoots miner*

The Reaping part 2
Young Swordwrath: stay away or i'll kill you
Marrowkia: ha! with only 2 bars of health and moderate attack damage?
Young Swordwrath: um.....yeah
Marrowkia: look a reaper
Reaper: hi
Young Swordwrath: where did he come from
Marrrowkai: i summoned him Rtard
*Young Swordwrath runs*
Marrowkia: get him reaper
Reaper: i'll reap him to death.
To be continued...again

SW2 first appearance of Medusa
Swordwrath: woot we captured that giant
Spearton2: yeah
Medusa: hahahaha
Spearton: what was that
Swordwrath: it came from that castle*looks up* oh crap she's ugly
Medusa: You fools thought Innamorta bel
Spearton: that voice is horrible
Swordwrath: MAKE IT STOP
Medusa: HEY let me finish my speech!
Swordwrath2: STOP TALKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*explodes*
User: da fuq
*Medusa finishes her speech*
Spearton2: thank god it's over
Swordwrath: wait how are we going to fight Chaos and the Rebels at the same time?
Rebel Leader: today we gather here to
Swordwrath: OH $H!T THEY TEAMED WITH HER
Rebel Leader: wait let me finish
Spearton2: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Rebel Leader: YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID TEAM WITH HER AND HER GAY-LOOKING ARMY
Medusa: uh yeah he did
Swordwrath: we're f***ed
And the Order Empire was no more.

The Reaping part 3
Y. Swordwrath: *catches breath* I got to get the hell out of here
Marrowkia: look fists from the ground *fists grap Y. sword's balls*
Y. Swordwrath: ughh...ughh...you...bastard
Marrokia: ha you're trapped now. Reaper here he is
Reaper: IT'S REAPING TIME!
Y. Swordwrath: ughh..asdfstick!
asdfstick: what
Y. sword: make...another...to be continued...
asdfstick:... fine
To be continued(hopefully the last one).

Medusa: Ya'll enslaved ma babies! I would newur forgeeve yoo! I so angree yoo sleve tham I gonna keel yoo end keep keelleeng yoo until your dea-*dies for not breathing*
Magikill: Then I guess we won the game then didn't we?
Swordwrath: What do you mean game? 126 of my brothers died in the previous battles...
Magikill: But isn't there a start game button at the main menu?
Swordwrath: What main menu or start game? It's a real life war isn't it what do you mean game??? *mind not blown but exploded and the swordwrath dyied of brain explosion*