I'd like to die in the least painful way.

Pillow fight.

Quote from Pox

I'd like to die in the least painful way.

Pillow fight.

That's a slooooow death.

I would want to die in an epic explosion. Like if I was in a squad and I had to blow up a whole army of guys to save my team mates. I want to die a hero.

LIKE THIS

Massive helium intake, leave my closest friends and family laughing at my helium voice.

I'd love to die fighting a pack of wolves with a trench knife and some broken bottles.
Just like Lian Neeson.

I'd like to die of a heart attack due to fucking pussy too good for my heart to take...

I want do die while sticking my dick up yo mommas booty

Quote from Quik

I'd like to die of a heart attack due to fucking pussy too good for my heart to take...

That would be the death of a floppin' saint.

The death dream of every man. Gay or Straight.
; u ;

I want to die fighting while having a raging boner at an orgy at a crisp old age. Then, I want them to take my body and stuff it with said erect penis, and have me watch over future generations.

Reality: I wanna die in a ripe old age after having a good life with a love of my life.
Fantasy: I wanna die from saving every being in the galaxy from unknown powerful race that wants to destroy our Milky Way Galaxy

under a woman's ass

Fight to the death. And my opponent also dies. Preferably before me.

If I had to die, I'd die falling off of an airplane.
That would be awesome.

i want to die peacefully in my sleep

...is what pussies would say.

i want to die in an epic duel to the death with a robot humanoid dinosaur.

we both die in an epic dual slice to the heart in the rain, to make it more epic.

wow

i just said epic 3 times lol

Quote from A Black Person

i want to die peacefully in my sleep

...is what pussies would say.

i want to die in an epic duel to the death with a robot humanoid dinosaur.

we both die in an epic dual slice to the heart in the rain, to make it more epic.

wow

i just said epic 3 times lol

This is the guy I want to kill in my fight. Hopefully he doesn't kill my boner.