Let's see how many of you get this one hahah

7) "Hey, would you like to join TLTFT or SPT or NGSS?"

1.) Don't stick you finger down there son.

2) asta la vista baby

I'm not sure if anyone will get it but meh

3) "The manual is gone..."
"I heard kidneys are quite priceful in black markets...hehe."

4)"Is Osama your brother?"

4) Hey do you mind if I got to see your birth certificate?

7) "Hi, I'm President Obama's brother. Allah Akbar!"

lol good one, _Aiman_

Quote from -Hawk-

7) "Hi, I'm President Obama's brother. Allah Akbar!"

lol good one, _Aiman_

Thanks. Now for more doctor quotes.

3) "Shit, I spilled my hot coffee all over his heart!"

1)There's smoke coming out of your exhaust pipe.

3)Your dad really enjoys those prostate exams. Your mum, not so much.

5) "I would like to call a friend before I give my final answer. No? Ask the audience then? :-S "

8) "If my Scenes From a Hat thread has to die, then I must go with it."

8) I didn't kill my self for MJ, it was really for some reason that was actually bad enough for me to end my life.

1) Shes pretty broken and beaten up in some areas buts its nothing duct tape cant fix!

9) "Hmm... this one seems like a flabby lightsaber... O.o; "

Btw guys I don't mean to intrerupt the game or anything but what if we made a separate thread that, contrary to how the game worked on tv, was some sort of a contest ? :) We could even give some sort of a small award. We'd probably play it in teams of 2 or 3 or something and in rounds... and because improvisational comedy is all about making an audience laugh we'd probably make a poll to decide the winners or something. It's a long shot but... hey, maybe it'll work. :D

So, from now on, with your jokes and topic suggestions post whether you like the idea of a contest kind of thing - aside from this thread which will keep going - or not. :)

1. It's so sexy that I could ride it a million times.
2. I will rape you with my big-ass *censored*
3. Eat your apple.
4. I love the way you f**ked that actress.
5. Baby, I'm so hot.
6. Freaking campers.
7. Who invited the Hulk?
8. I will rape you in your dreams. -Love by Hank
9. Here's your mother-f**king AK-47.

1) She's close to 20 years old, but I can still ride 'er like a beauty.

3) I'm sorry sir, but you have prostate cancer. Don't worry, it's nothing a few apples can't fix.

5) Your eyes make my schlong wiggle.