Behold.
I can't stop laughing at this.

I lost it at "she suspected D had put his finger in the girl's anus."

....america!

Guess she learned that day...

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and i thought people getting excluded for playing "nervous" was harsh...

"D had medical conditions that required rectal examinations."

What condition might that be?

Why do any of you think this is funny? You sick fuckers are heartless. I really feel sorry for the boy accused of all these "crimes" that he obviously had no clue he was committing. It says he suffers from anxiety, depression, vomiting, crying and lack of sleep because of the investigation and prosecution. Poor kid. And you assholes are laughing at him?! Shame on you.

I've heard about this article before.

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And Cobalt, I don't think most people here are laughing at the kid in the situation, but simply how stupid the situation actually is. But yeah, not really hilarious.

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Why do any of you think this is funny? You sick fuckers are heartless. I really feel sorry for the boy accused of all these "crimes" that he obviously had no clue he was committing. It says he suffers from anxiety, depression, vomiting, crying and lack of sleep because of the investigation and prosecution. Poor kid. And you assholes are laughing at him?! Shame on you.

They're not laughing at the kid, they're laughing at the stupidity of the prosecutors

"When Sub read this, there had been face-palmings and exaggerated actions leading to further face-palmings"
The stupidity! Why modern world, why?!

Cobalt calm down.

The article may be titled to make it seem like the boy is in trouble, but the entire article is stating that the situation was that the girls' parents hired an investigation on a 6 year old fucking boy and ACCUSED him of sexual assault even after the daughter said he didn't do what the bitch of a mom accused the little tyke of doing. Of course, the court and everyone else looked at these parents and could not help but be like "Are you fucking kidding me." Now the parents of the boy who was accused are counter sueing these douchebags for totally invading the poor kid's privacy and making his little game that almost every single child does into a public service announcement.

Hopefully the family of the accused rightfully get what they deserve and the accusing family learn a lesson about trying to showboat their parenting skills.

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Why do any of you think this is funny? You sick fuckers are heartless. I really feel sorry for the boy accused of all these "crimes" that he obviously had no clue he was committing. It says he suffers from anxiety, depression, vomiting, crying and lack of sleep because of the investigation and prosecution. Poor kid. And you assholes are laughing at him?! Shame on you.

i'm not laughing at him. i'm laughing at the system persecuting him.

also, who do you think you are, my mum? don't tell me how to act, bro. this is the internet. shame on you,,

But this situation isn't funny. It's stupid, yes, but most of all it's disgusting, and sad. So I stand by what I said because I don't find anything funny about it at all.

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also, who do you think you are, my mum? don't tell me how to act, bro. this is the internet. shame on you,,

Actually I was just condoning your actions so feel free to continue them.