Clever Story Jokes

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Mar 12, 2013 10:38 PM #913353

Yeah, I found I have a very deep liking for actual clever adult jokes generally told in the form of a small story like fashion... It generally beats the mostly shitty one liners, knock knocks, and yo mama ones...

Example?

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This was a joke sent to me by my mom btw...

But yeah, please send hilarious stories like these in the thread...

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Mar 12, 2013 10:53 PM #913368

Ha, butthole joke.

I know a really good one that is an infer'd story, you may have heard of it. Don't expect much tho.

The best pick up line ever (Click to Show)

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Mar 12, 2013 10:57 PM #913377

I'll post a good one later. On a kindle atm.

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Mar 14, 2013 8:53 AM #914661

Quote from Quik
Yeah, I found I have a very deep liking for actual clever adult jokes generally told in the form of a small story like fashion... It generally beats the mostly shitty one liners, knock knocks, and yo mama ones...

Example?

Double B (Click to Show)
There's a very content married couple that live with each other in a nice environment. Part of the contentment is greatly owed to the wife's butt, her husband would always tell he how great it was since even the beginning of their marriage (nicknaming her Beautiful Butt). Of course hearing this as many times she did, she did not forget this. One day it was the husband's birthday so the wife decided to do something EXTRA special and get two B's tattoo'd on both her cheeks. Soon afterward when the present was discussed as the couple were about to get it on the husband saw the "present" and said: "Hey! Why the hell does it say Bob on your ass?"

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This was a joke sent to me by my mom btw...

But yeah, please send hilarious stories like these in the thread...

I laughed and got a boner at the same time.

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Mar 15, 2013 1:44 PM #915672

a man and his wife have been married for 13 years.
They have 3 children but always have sex with the lights off. One night the wife turns on the light to discover her husband wearing a dildo. Before she can say anything the husband says: "I'll explain the dildo if you explain the kids!"

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Mar 15, 2013 2:52 PM #915719

I immediately thought of this

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Mar 15, 2013 8:13 PM #915999

Things I never learned in highschool:

How to do taxes
How to vote
anything to do with banks
how to buy a car
how to handle insurance
how to apply for loans

But thank god, I can tell you all about Pythagorean theorems.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are definitely moose tracks. The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.