You can have one superpower, but it can only be one of these options. Which one do you choose and why?

The ability to summon potatoes at will.
Two words: POTATO MOUNTAIN. Fuckin live in a mountain of potatoes. how sweet would that be?
Oh I guess I could sell some too. Destroy the economy ever so slightly more by vastly lowering the value of potatoes.

I never thought I would say this, but summoning potatoes seems so overpowered.

Potato power is a bit overpowered

The respect of birds. Nothing beats seeing admiration in those tiny beady eyes wherever I go.

I summon thy potatoes! Destroy thy enemies!

I like the power to change clothes really quick, so that I won't get late at school :D

I'd get the last one. I would then proceed to troll the fuck out of every house I happen to walk by where you can see the TV through the window, maxing the volume and watching the people inside freak out.

If I can sense all watches in the world, I can use them as tracking devices.

Stalking time...

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If I can sense all watches in the world, I can use them as tracking devices.

Stalking time...

Too bad everyone has smartphones and no longer wear watches.
Hue hue hue

FUCK!

I must come up with a scheme to reduce battery life.

OR, I can become a street magician. The watchful kind.

This poll made me hungry, so yes, I voted for the instant potatoes power

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The ability to summon potatoes at will.
Two words: POTATO MOUNTAIN. Fuckin live in a mountain of potatoes. how sweet would that be?
Oh I guess I could sell some too. Destroy the economy ever so slightly more by vastly lowering the value of potatoes.

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Id get the volume click for obvious reasons stated before.

Surely lifting wood is just as powerful as potato summoning. How often do you find yourself really wanting a potato and unable to get one compared to how often you have to move a wardrobe upstairs?

Fuck, i want more choices. :/