1.Get a gun and aim for their brainless heads.Use of shotgun is better.With pistol?Shoot em twice >:D.
2.Bring a spare pair of underwear.Things will get scary :O
3.Team up with suckers, bitches and ungliest people near you.They can save your precious life and u can use them as targets.Better they get bitten not you right?
4.Wear a face mask.The virus may be airborne.
5.Get as much Food and water as you can.You will need them.canned ones are moar comfortable
6.Get a gym membership.Nao.Fattys and plump ones will be the first targets since they are slower and tastier :D.
7.Secure your location.
8.Bring a board game.No internet since its apocalypse :(.No electricity?Dont know.
9.Carry a melee weapon.Guns may bring the attention of moar zombies.Crowbars and baseball bats are ideal.Maybe knife?Nah.
10.If everything else fails...mask yourself and pretend to be one of them.They are stupid :D.
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